I see a buncha shit here about the 3rd person talking and all, so I wanna see some feedback here..i dont need the extra shit, just the answer...
Carlos speaking in 3rd person is...
1) Horrible and should never be seen again
2) Fine
3) I don't care
4) Slightly humorous maybe?
5) Making my ears bleed
No guarentees on my reaction, I just wanna know
"I am what you're dreaming of...For I Am Carlos, Man of Love!!"