Battle! Ness vs. Mog

Arena: The Funhouse - A monstrous, abandoned yet inexplicably operational funhouse. Approximately the size of a hospital. Trap doors, mirror and glass mazes, light-based optical illusions. Overall one insanely sense-decieving experience. No exits.

In the Red Corner, weighing in at a little too much for his diminutive stature! Armed with his trusty Gutsy Bat, Yo-Yo, and enough psychokinetic power to level a military base! The pint-sized hero from Onett, Earth's Chosen Defender, star of EarthBound: Ness!!!

And in the Blue Corner, weighing in at 80 pounds (75 pounds plus 5 for that weird, red bon-bon thing on his head)! Equipped with a number of magical spells, and a set of dance moves that can simultaneously eradicate anything in sight and put Michael Jackson to shame! The slam-dancing, fast-talking Moogle of Mayhem from Final Fantasy 6: Mog!!!

Who will be the victor in this battle of short-fellows? Will the psychokinetic boy wonder steal the show? Or will lightning-fast dance moves bring about the young hero's downfall? As always, the choice is yours...