It's true, zelaron.com is actualy run by space gnomes living on the moon! This is part of a larger gnome government conspiracy to move all websites to the moon, and the secret takeover of zelaron is just a test, more sites will fall to this secret movement! We must stop them before it's too late! Say no to moon co-location! I beleive this is step two to the underpants gnome's plan to steal all the underwear in the world.
Step 1: Steal underpants
Step 2: Construct server launch vehicle and moon co-location center out of underpants.
Step 3: Profit
Zelaron.com conspiracy!
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