3 wishes

if you were granted 3 wishes to any magnitude, what would they be?

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EDIT
CANT WISH FOR INFINITE WISHES OR FOR MORE
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for my 3, my main wish would be to be an invicible vampire NOT INVISIBLE!!! why? i would be invicible, never dying, never aging, i would be uber strong as vampires are, i would be uber fast as they are, and uber sneaky. id be able to take on anything at any given time, and being invicible, i would be invulnerable to vampires normal vulnerabilities.

as for my second wish, i would wish for instantly regenerating body parts. you see, it would be pointless to be invicible if you could get your arms chopped off, and render you almost harmless to anyone or anything for that matter. if someone blow a huge hole in my stomach with a shotgun, it would instantly regenerate, phasing me nothing.

and for my 3rd and final wish, i would wish to be able to cast any truly magic, ie fireballs, lightning, any of that good stuff. this way, i could be invisible if i wanted, and completely stealthy. or if i wanted, i could just torch innocent civilians. also, you think you would be sneaky by dropping a nuke on me and disintegrating (not sure about spelling) all my body parts so i cant regenerate, well, i could just cast a force field, or teleport to wherever i want. also, with my telekenesis skills i could fuck with peoples heads, move stuff for shits and giggles, fuck with peoples head.

i would be a villian, the strongest out there, unstoppable. i would have no hench man, and anyone who offered their services to me would be exterminated in the blink of an eye, just because they think they can even near the magnitude of my power.

these are just my 3 wishes, share yours, flame mine, do whatever, stay as possible to on topic as you can though.