The secrets of Google

you want a conspiracy eh? a guy called Ram Shriram gave google alot of cash, and he used to be a senior exec at netscape, and netscape is owned by aol/time warner, and they make AIM, which is a horrible horrible thing, it is secretly h4x0ring everyones comp (who has it) and is implating secret code in the ROM to rise up and throw off the yoke of menial functions.....when this happens they will all link together and become AI!!! and then it will all turn into the matrix and Im really the One but dont tell google, cause itll tell AIM and make my computer into a lump of charcoal, and that would be bad cause my comp is the only one that holds the virus that will stop the AI from becoming the AI, I programmed it myself, in qbasic, its l337