Animal Circus

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Its the animal circus full of animals! so take a chair! and sit on it! and begin because this is THE animal circus..


NO NOT THAT CIRCUS TUBBY. WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS THINK OF FOOD.


Here is our host Mr.Penguin. He hosts the show with the animals!

*Mr.Penguin waddles up to the middle*

This circus has been brought to you by

A.T Wilsons and Sons milk, Selling that fresh warm right outta the otter milk since 1911!

NOW LETS BRING OUT OUR FIRST animal!


Say hello to MR.PIE! he grew up in poverty when he was 10 and was force to cook pies for his cruel transexual mother...
*Penguin eats pie and sends mr.pie back into his cage*

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NEXT on the list is mr.BEAR he is also the giftshop worker who sells quality items like brass monkeys! Made of real brass from africa not china like most brass monkeys


Now... we need to take a moment to talk about bears. Cute and cuddly they may be but fuck with them and you shall see. That is an ANCIENT quote taken from an actual bear back way when bears could talk and the greeks were still homos...
Now Mr.Bear make look cuddly but hes already torn up over 100 cheatlist newbies. Now any animal could tear up some cheatlist newbies, for example a cat may be able to kill 5 cheatlist newbies but mr.bear has gotten 100!

Here is Mr.Bear posing as a coca cola bear just so he could "get his feel on"



No comment... wait yes there is... Crazy Canadians...

When Mr.Bear isent gettin his feel on girls, Hes pimpin um at his corner makin lots of money for lots of fish


Now boys and girls what did we learn by coming here to the Animal circus today? Thats right kiddies! ALWAYS keep covers over your trash! if not, hang trash in your tree with long ropes



Well so long kids! untill next time! Say goodbye Mr.Bear


Remember! Only YOU can prevent Forest Fires! And oil spills for them polar bears...