Braveheart, Lord of the Rings, and Passion of the Christ

Posted 2005-03-10, 02:35 PM

These 3 great White movies (well LOTR is more than 1 BUT OH WELL IT IS A GREAT TRILOGY) should be packed in one Jumo Deluxe set for great White people like me to view. These are essentially the only 3 movies that haven't be Jewified/Brownified. State other great White movies here. Snow is racist. It does not have an equal amount of colored snow as it does white snow. We must find a way to alter nature so that snow becomes colored. When you decorate your tree for Christmas, you must put at least 24.8% colored bulbs, and they must be placed throughout the tree and not segregated in any matter. Christmas presents must not be wrapped in white paper. If Christmas music is to be played, under no circumstances is 'Have a White Christmas' to be Played. Turkey may be served, but only if there is an equal amount of dark and white meat be served. You must keep your colored and white dogs in the same room at all times, unsegregated, and they must get along at all times.