Thank god for the people of southern India that work for Dell

I was surfing the web earlier when all of a sudden one of those gay popups come up that tells me my pc is infested with a virus, this one happened to be called the Doom Virus, which, I did take an extra notice to but just the same clicked out of it thinking nothing of it. Well, turns out it was a virus and not some stupid add as it usually is. My comp was lagging after xfering my bots findings so I decided to re-start it, which I usually do when it starts to lagg, but something terrible happened... Once it re-started and took me to my desktop, it immediatly said some unable to initialize bullshit and re-started all over again and kept this up again and again. Well I knew it was that fucking doom bullshit the minute it all started because unlike all the other viruses I get, this one could not be fixed by just messing with crap until I fixed it. So I called the Dell support people(which are located in Southern India and are given english names so as to better communicate with American customers) with my 3 year warranty. It was more difficult than the last time because I think she knew I had a virus but I was determined not to tell her because they seem to go on defence when you tell them you might have a virus. So finally she realized she was not going to get it out of me and we started to go step by step until she helped me fix it! The moral of this terrible tragedy that burned nearly 4 hours of my time is THANK GOD FOR KELLY IN SOUTHERN INDIA!! (even though thats probably not her real name)