Off Topic : Jokes

Yup, We cant talk about D II all the time (huh we love it ;P buehehehe ) Lets laugh together write some jokes here it nice to read something funny in break between reading about new hacks and cheats (we are damn cheaters ! looool hahahahaha)


Let me start:

>Geography of woman
>
>Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half
>discovered, half wild,
>naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
>
>Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well
>developed and open to trade
>especially for someone with cash.
>
>Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed
>and convinced of her
>own beauty.
>
>Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging
>but still a warm and
>desirable place to visit.
>
>Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the
>war, haunted by past
>mistakes. Reconstruction is now necessary.
>
>Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and
>borders are
>unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
>
>Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, has a
>glorius and all
>conquering past, but no future.
>
>After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows
>where it is, but no
>one wants to go there.
>
>THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
>Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.


I hope it was funny for you ;P