My niece

4 month ago i became uncle to this beautiful baby aliyah. Man i only see her every other weekend but it make me sad when she leave us to go to her home.

Baaaaabies! They are great.

I wonder what it's like to be an uncle, or a parent...

Baaaaabies! They are great.

In cake.

Just keep that in mind when she starts to talk in complete sentences. Babies are wonderful as long as they eventually go home to someone else. Your niece is adorable.

... as long as ...

You don't even like babies

I wonder if I'll ever have a baby... I've always wanted to be a mother of my own children.

You don't even like babies

Not true. They make great punting material.

Seriously, I like them a lot up until I've been alone with them for more than five days.

You don't even like babies

She doesn't like any human being under the height of four foot.

Probably carries around a sign that says "Must be this tall to be respected."

Close, it's printed on all of my clothing. No exceptions.

She doesn't like any human being under the height of four foot.

I once dated a girl of 4'10.
She drove me (liturally) crazy. I was ready to kill myself.

It's not too late, its never too late.

I once dated a girl of 4'10. She drove me (liturally) crazy. I was ready to kill myself.

So this girl provided your final push into homosexuality?

No, Mdselctr did that.

/cheer Mdselctr

Unfortunately for Mdselctr, that was a joke. Hah!

In all jokes lie some form of truth.

Now, how exactly are you going to go around calling me gay without any actual support behind it? I demand a fair trial!

Fair trials are for adults with a yearly income of 1 billion.

They can feel it all overrrr~~~