Hello.

Not many at all.

Im a lesbian trapped in a man's body. Does that count?

No. No, it doesn't.

The doctor will fix that for me.

You're creepy.

He's h0rny. There isn't much we can do, me thinks.

chop off his chesticles

Chestration?

Does it involve the chestershire cat?

Take your damn pills.

Welcome to the Forums that Never Quit.

(kinda like mantras penis)

You were never mine. sorry

Thanks, Thanatos.

Hi Artful Dodger, enjoy your stay.

Thanks, Chuser. Nice meetin' ya.

Chruser himself welcomed you! He's the owner you know :P. He's a norse god.

And I'm greatly flattered. : )

Most forums I go to have noob bashing, I feel much more comfortable here.

Yeah...well...there's a reason females don't last too long here. The males here are just more amusing to me than offending.

Sit on it, Patsi!