Howdy, fuckers.

Actually, you're my least favorite asshole. I am my favorite asshole, followed closely by Grav and Denis Leary.

What trait of mine is favored by you?


Perhaps my big, big, biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig <3?

Raz I didn't know you were a homosexual, knowing now you like Grav and Denis Leary's assholes.....

thats really disgusting.[/sarcasm]

Why do you even try?

Good kwestshun.

Maybe he likes biiiiiiig shit?

Wasn't The1 a friend of Chruser?

Can someone get rid of The1 already!?

If he's not gone by now, how do you expect to make him leave?

yOu CaNt CoNtRoL ME!!!

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Penny, I never said you aren't one of my favorites. And you can be quite an asshole when you feel so inclined (that's meant as a compliment). Grav is just capable of an unfathomable amount of dickery, and Denis Leary is the man.

And DFD, my favorite trait of yours is your abundant supply of bagels.

Penny, I never said you aren't one of my favorites. And you can be quite an asshole when you feel so inclined (that's meant as a compliment). Grav is just capable of an unfathomable amount of dickery, and Denis Leary is the man. And DFD, my favorite trait of yours is your abundant supply of bagels.

We now have a ribbed bagel in stock, and they come pre-lubed!

It'd better not be any of that "parkay" crap, because that shit gives me a rash.

Thank God this conversation is going over my head. Or am I just ducking so that it does?

Um.. I have no idea what's going on.

It'd better not be any of that "parkay" crap, because that shit gives me a rash.

It's all in the angle and velocity, my friend. You have much to learn.

Um.. I have no idea what's going on.

Then get the hell out, because this is normal.