Thank god for the people of southern India that work for Dell

I was surfing the web earlier when all of a sudden one of those gay popups come up that tells me my pc is infested with a virus, this one happened to be called the Doom Virus, which, I did take an extra notice to but just the same clicked out of it thinking nothing of it. Well, turns out it was a virus and not some stupid add as it usually is. My comp was lagging after xfering my bots findings so I decided to re-start it, which I usually do when it starts to lagg, but something terrible happened... Once it re-started and took me to my desktop, it immediatly said some unable to initialize bullshit and re-started all over again and kept this up again and again. Well I knew it was that fucking doom bullshit the minute it all started because unlike all the other viruses I get, this one could not be fixed by just messing with crap until I fixed it. So I called the Dell support people(which are located in Southern India and are given english names so as to better communicate with American customers) with my 3 year warranty. It was more difficult than the last time because I think she knew I had a virus but I was determined not to tell her because they seem to go on defence when you tell them you might have a virus. So finally she realized she was not going to get it out of me and we started to go step by step until she helped me fix it! The moral of this terrible tragedy that burned nearly 4 hours of my time is THANK GOD FOR KELLY IN SOUTHERN INDIA!! (even though thats probably not her real name)

FUCK!!!!!!!

Well if it would make your day Grav, In the back of my mind I thought I might not ever post on zelaron again, to bad kelly pwned "doom".

http://securityresponse.symantec.com/ = faster

Congradulatios on getting rid of it. How did you get the virus in the first place? Just by visiting a website or did you dl someting.

Maybe you should get a firewall.

Call support? Why, he was restarting his computer OVER and OVER and that is the awnser to all computer problems, any Idiot knows that....

Well if it would make your day Grav, In the back of my mind I thought I might not ever post on zelaron again, to bad kelly pwned "doom".

Damn you gotta go with your gut feeling Zaggon.

Ooo, you can read right?
He said that He thought that he might not ever be able to post on zelaron again, until kelly helped him with the virus.....
As in he isnt leaving...

So finally she realized she was not going to get it out of me and we started to go step by step until she helped me fix it!

Congratulations on getting rid of the virus Zaggon.I hope that doesn't happen to you again.

Ooo, you can read right? He said that He thought that he might not ever be able to post on zelaron again, until kelly helped him with the virus..... As in he isnt leaving...

You moron. Gunbound clearly meant "damn, you shoulda gone with your instinct Zagggon, and quit posting anyways."

Who can read now?

Yeah Arkantis damn man do you have a vegetable for a brain? Idiot...

You have a vegetable for creative insults... whatever that meant.

...Basically you suck at flaming... that's what I was getting at.

Maybe if you download more viruses. She'll help you out and you both get hot and start making phone secks?