Three-word story

while he masturbated

into a cup

and it overflowed

all over the

tape-recorder that

recorded his orgasm

and then he

licked his own

... marshmellow easter peeps

that were poisonous

The poison effected

his elephantitus finger

Then a miracle

occures when he

shoves a large

Hot Beef Injection

in the main

vain in his

buttex, then he

ate his very