Minor Grievances

My girlfriend is a staunch Republican who is complely uneducated in politics. Wat do?

What positive traits does she have that warrant keeping her?

@asamin it happens. Honestly, it's on both sides. Both parties support a military industrial complex. Etc etc

@k_A she's a great girl all around, she's much better off academically than I am, and everything besides politics she's very well educated in but once I crack any joke about right wing anything she's goes full PMS mode. It's fun to poke at sometimes. And she's Greek, and sexy. I'll convert her eventually.

If she's orthodox cut your losses and run

Viciously touch her butt.
Then tell her the election is rigged and that Obama will win.

If she's orthodox cut your losses and run

No, thank God. Those people are fucking insane. She's catholic/agnostic as far as I can tell, we don't go into that too much ever.

Working a double today.

3 inch laceration across my left palm from removing metal fence posts. Makes gaming difficult along with a dull pain.

I sliced by right thumb, so I can't use half of the buttons on my mouse without pain. It really sucks for gaming.

Got a job only to find out my Social Security Card was stolen, and my birth certificate is MIA (weirdo cultist adoptive mother).

What job would need your birth certificate?

I believe the Social Security office would want it for identification to replace the card...

Indeed, and many jobs require a social security card for citizenship verification or something.

I got a replacement in the mail, and a seasonal job to hold me over for now.

As for a minor grievance, I'm broke with no food until pay day... which is gonna be a while.

No matter what I do , I can't change my sleep cycle

(I stay up all night)

I play League of Legends.

Awkward snuggles.

My stool today has been red and I don't want to pay for a doctor. I'm fine with dying young.

It's MY money and I need it noooooooooooow.

Date plans fell through.

Leonardo Da Vinci was a fraud.