A question of bathroom behavior

It has recently come to my attention that these are the three main schools of shitting. Which do you subscribe to? The poll is private.

Sitting, my technique is unique in that I do not wipe, I have found a superior way to rid the area of feces.

Do you have a bidet?

Negative. No fancy hardware, just plain old skill.

I didn't wipe alot as a kid. Although I was going outside squatting alot. I shat on a turtle once.

The poll is split!

Sitting..

I voted sitting, but it's more of a half-sit. Leaning to the left?

If you're sitting when you're shitting, best be wiping while sitting.

If you're sitting when you're shitting, best be wiping while sitting.

Why does this poll exist?

I voted sitting, but it's more of a half-sit. Leaning to the left?

I lean to the right.