How many forum members to change a light bulb?

How many forum group posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

1 admin to threaten to close the topic, or ban anyone else that posts in it

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

Courtesy of chaoticharmony.cc, who stole it from somewhere else.

its so true.

It takes ten zagggons to change a lightbulb because each one can only understand every tenth word the other one says so they cannot communicate without eachother.

its so true

its so true

Hmm... I wonder how many Sovereigns it takes to think of something else to say.

And you forgot... One more member to say STFU!

It only takes one, but to be an annoying/retarded ass, i repeat things for no apparent reason.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

Randuin...

where are the members that go totally offtopic and talk about putting up christmas lights?

Putting up their Christmas lights... obvious? Yes.

It takes one Adrenachrome to close a lightbulb thread.

Randuin...

Too bad threads self-lock now.

Too bad the Quick Reply doesn't keep quotes now.

Too bad the Quick Reply doesn't keep quotes now.

What exactly do you mean?

How many members does it take to pis off the whole website?

How many members does it take to pis off the whole website?

one, all he has to do is be a dick and DDos

Bah... You don't even know what ddos is. Or the one person could be a racist, cuz this website is filled with 'niggers' and the word 'nigger' seems to pis all of the 'niggers' off.

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

Didn't piss me off... I got some black kid at my school to chant white power the other day... it was tight.

Oh dear god, i spent 30 secs in this thread and I've already came to the conclusion that this deserves a top10 worst and most useless attempt at making a good thread award.

yeah im sure I dont know what it is... im part of [RaGe-X] a CS hack making clan that constantly is the one DDos-ing or being DDos-ed

What the fuck, didn't I already reply to this? Or is this the second thread on this..