Boy Bands

I concur! WE NEED NUKES! That is the only way to destroy them!

Or we could smudge their mascara.

i say we go str8 4 their leader...

Or we could smudge their mascara.

And make them cry like little babies? GENIOUS! We could destroy all of the makeup in the world!

I wouldn't miss it.

how about we go for the mascara....on their leader.

A simple "grab and twist" of each of their spines is all it takes... nothing more.

Can't we just chop off their dicks so they can never create spawn?

I will try to make up a decent torture method.

FIRST OPTION:

First, tell the boybands that they are going to a party with Britney Spears at a local school auditorium. When they are inside, shut off the lights. Close the doors. Turn on "Happy Birthday" song being sung by an off-kee person, repeat. They should:
A. Head Explodes
B. Canabalism
C. Suffocation
D. Choose from another list of options

Second Option:

Tie them down to beds. Unload a lot of twinkies onto their bodies. Send fat women after them. Please leave the room, it will get ugly.

Third Option:

Go to Norway, Get Dimmu Borgir *the guys on my sig* *www.dimmu-borgir.com*, and tell them that there is a boyband crisis. Sit back and watch.

Fourth Option:

Tranquilizer Gun. Baseball Bat. Iodine. Soap. Stereo. Britney Spears. Television. Barney tapes.

Telletubbie tapes. Not Barney.

Wow. You are one sick freak.

I pride myself on that.

Telletubbies are truely the work of the devil

Yes. Especially the purple one. God, if only I had an actual AWP, I would then have a goal in life.

Dildo-head is the least evil of them. But I think that he would be an awesome choice to torture the boybands.

Yes...lock them in a room and release him and clones of him...

They have tiny bnomes prick their penises with needles so they can sound like they do. Its painful, but they become rich.


Just get a sledge hammer, that's what HHH says.

Bones in their penises like raccoons?

Or like on 2Fast2Furious... Lay them down on their backs, tie their hands/feet/head down, take off their shirts, get a metal bucket + a rat, and blowtorch... then put the rat on the stomach, cover it with the metal bucket, then grab the blow torch and torch the metal bucket, so then since the rat will want out after it gets hot... it will dig down... and then make them,

1.Admit to something
2.Promise something
3.Watch and enjoy

Nice plan.

I have thought of another method of destruction right now.

We should make them play Tetris. If they fail to make lines, then they shall die. Sweet and Simple!

Or we could just close this thread.