The Bad Advice Game

The rules are easy. You present a problem, real or not, and the next poster gives bad advice on that problem. That poster presents a problem as well, and it goes on and on.

Problem: I have insomnia.

Solution: Well maybe you should get some Adderall and thake 2 pills an hour before your desired sleep time. Make sure you wash it down with Absinthe instead of water.

Problem: I hate my boss, and he hates me.

Solution: Kill yourself.

Problem: People who need everything repeated three times to remember are in abundance.

Solution: Gouge out your eyes and pour sulfuric acid into your ears. You won't notice those people anymore.

Problem: WW

Solution: Hax.

Problem: It's supposed to rain tonight, and the baseball game I'm supposed to attend with a bunch of people at work may be canceled.

Solution: Bring a baseball bat to work, and start swinging. No rain indoors and you can possibly hit balls.

Problem: My cat is on fire.