the bible

ok, so many of you guys say the bible is crap, it's not real, it contradicts it self. Well the words in the bible were inspired by god, and the message it gives us can grant us eternal life!

What i'm basically saying is, i found out a few answers to what people mostly think of the bible, i'll start with 1 and you guys can ask any other things you may like, i'll answer as best as i can using the bible it' self.

#1 The bible was written by men.
well yeah, that's true, infact. 40 different men participated in it's writting, but it was inspired by god.

What does that mean? it means that god directed the writings of it through the 40 participants, like the same way a boss of a big company, tells his secretary to write things down for a letter, sure, the secretary wrote the letter, but it's the boss' thoughts that are in it.

The idea of receiving messages from someone who's there, out of our reach, is something that's not surprising, even humans have sent messages and images from the moon. How? Taking advantage of the laws that god himself established oh so long ago.

But, how can we be sure that the bible has god's real thoughts in it?
Well, it contains information that could no have originated from a human source. What kind you may ask? Detailed information about the future, and this information has resulted to be completly exact.

for example, in jeremia, 49:17, 18: (i can't translate well so i'll just put the basics here), it says that edom was going to be point of humiliation. All who would go past her, would stare, and whistle with motive of all its' plagues, justily, like the fall of sodoma and gomorra and it's neighboring villages, Jehova has said:" no man shall live there ever again"(this was writen and completed by the year 580 B.C.)

when it came true: judas macabeo(lol) got rid of the edomitas from palestine in the age 2 B.c (siglo=age...um not sure)and in 109 B.C john hircano, caudile macabeo, exteded teh kingdom of judas to thepoint of incluing part of the occidental lands of edomitas.

IN the age 1 Bc the roman expansion ended with the last vestigios of the independence of edomitas. Later on the romans destroyed JErusalen in 70 AD
the name Idumea[edom] disappeared from history (the new funk and wagnalls encyclopedia, 1952, tome 11, page 4114)

NOTE: the coming true of this extends until OUR days. In any matter it is impossible to argue that the profecy had been written AFTER these events occured.


like i said, i'll try to answer anythign else you might throw at me, WOW i did WAY to much research, lazy time for 5 hours now......oh and since i did so much work using good grammar
I WANT MY COOKIE.

That's dandy. Too bad Christians don't follow the teachings of it though.

Trivia: God killed thousands more people in the Bible than Satan.

you...you actually READ the whole thing???
oh and, god had a reason, those people disobediently went against him, they deserved to die.

you...you actually READ the whole thing??? oh and, god had a reason, those people disobediently went against him, they deserved to die.

The fact that he just annihilated thousands of his children in a fit of pique that they weren't following his every order to the letter doesn't register as mildly disturbing to you? Why would he give us Free Will if we were meant to be slavishly adhering to his orders and living only to exist in his glory?

We should lobby for a Theological Social Services imo, maybe get taken to a foster universe.

cuase HE created US, we dont 'even deserve to be alive, so if someone created you, you wuld gain power over that person and make that person your equal? lol, that doesn't make sense, the children did now die for not listening, they died becuase of the parents, what parents do or did agaisnt god, are completely related to the children, bad parents, the parensts generation must die as well.
it's a symbolic sentence, which is actually pretty hard to understand XD

I don't know, if we're created in his image and given free will to think with, it sounds more like god wanted companionship, which implies a level of respect and equality.

Then again, he may have tried to make us to slavishly adhere to his Word and live in his glory like his angels. You should check out how well that worked out.

Trivia: God killed thousands more people in the Bible than Satan.

"The God of the old testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all of fiction. Jealous and proud of it. A petty, unjust, unforgiving control freak. A vindictive, blood-thirsty ethnic cleanser. A misogynistic, racist, homophobic, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully."

-Richard Dawkins

"The God of the old testament is the most unpleasant character in all of fiction. Jealous and proud of it. A petty, unjust, unforgiving control freak. A vindictive, blood-thirst ethnic cleanser. A misogynistic, racist, homophobic, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully." -Richard Dawkins

i love this quote

kyeruu, this was a bad subject to bring here. I believe the Bible to be true, but I'll keep out of this. You all will try to brainwash me into your beliefs/nonbeliefs instead of letting me keep mine.


Well, the Old Testament God was a pretty mean guy. You'd be pissed too if your chosen people kept on fucking up and making other false gods. Wouldn't agree with that biased quote though.

kyeruu, this was a bad subject to bring here. I believe the Bible to be true, but I'll keep out of this. You all will try to brainwash me into your beliefs/nonbeliefs instead of letting me keep mine. Well, the Old Testament God was a pretty mean guy. You'd be pissed too if your chosen people kept on fucking up and making other false gods. Wouldn't agree with that biased quote though.

I think it's more like we'll tell you your beliefs are wrong rather than try to make you believe ours. I personally think the more you try to make someone believe something, the less they will ever believe it. You shouldn't have to make someone believe something if it's right and you've got something to back it up.

Hell, I don't know that anyone is right or wrong these days. Even after just a little bit of research on a few different religions, it seems like the Christians pretty much just stole all of their shit from other people and labeled it as the bible. Confucius is the one who first said the "golden rule," as far as I know.

All of the similarities between religions make me ponder whether or not everyone is a little bit right. The problem is, a lot of times people have their own personal agendas that they mix into religion. For instance, hating of homosexuals/people of color. If a "God" made homosexuals and people of color, I see no reason why he would want us to hate them.

Take Christians, for example. 90% of Christians these days don't even know what the fuck the bible is trying to say to them, they just interpret it in ways that fit their own agendas. Any Christian that supported or supports the war in Iraq is a good example of this. Jesus himself preached "turn the other cheek." When your enemy attacks you, you don't respond by attacking back, you turn the other cheek. Otherwise you're just fanning the flames. Any Christian that supports the war is going completely against the teachings of Jesus, whether or not he was the son of God.

I personally don't think anyone has it quite right, yet. I don't think humans can ever really reach that point with religion, because people will always be biased and fit their religion to their own personal beliefs. Honestly, if I HAD to pick someone who has it right right now, it would probably be Buddhists. I don't practice it myself, yet, and I'm not sure that I ever will, but I've learned more about living a good life from learning about Buddhism than I ever did from Christianity. Buddhism is a much much more personal religion. Buddha himself taught that you should never accept a teaching that you can't verify yourself with personal experience, and that until you know yourself, you can never know anything else.

If you don't know about Buddhism or the teachings of Buddha, I would highly suggest you do a bit of reading about it, even if you're a completely different religion, there's a lot to be gained just from learning what this guy had to say. He was truly wise.

Edited by !King_Amazon!

I would just like to add, not just Buddhism, but eastern religions in general seem to have the right idea. In my opinion, they are vastly superior to the religions we're all familiar with.

Edited by !King_Amazon!   I would just like to add, not just Buddhism, but eastern religions in general seem to have the right idea. In my opinion, they are vastly superior to the religions we're all familiar with.

Christopher Hitchens seems to have done away with that fallacy, at least in my mind.

Christopher Hitchens seems to have done away with that fallacy, at least in my mind.

How do you mean? Care to elaborate?

Well, not at the moment. I'm only on the computer for 2 or 3 more minutes. I reccomend checking out God is not Great: How Religion Posions Everything by Hitchens.

You all will try to brainwash me into your beliefs/nonbeliefs instead of letting me keep mine.

That's not what we're trying to do, however would that really be such a bad thing?

Well, the Old Testament God was a pretty mean guy. You'd be pissed too if your chosen people kept on fucking up and making other false gods. Wouldn't agree with that biased quote though.

Not pissed off enough to commit the attrocities he created.

hello, mj, DUH! god created everything, that's the whole point of all that you quoted from the bible, the bible never really explains the whole, "god created everything" but the bible proves that god's words are in it. Also the only reason your looking for this pathetic play of words, is to confuse me and make me doubt in my beliefs, which in reality you know i'm speaking the truth, because you haven't quoted things that i spoke earlier about this, like the bible being inspired by god.

Your not quoting that, and saying it's false, because you know it's true, and if you said something, you'd be shutting your self up. and as for your quote about, the bible, um....yeah, not trying to tell you your a pathetic idiot, but you kinda are by quoting that, god can create earth because he has the power to, science kinda doesn't go along with that, science has nothing to do with someone creating something from nothing, the point of creating something from absolutely nothing, that's what people call magic?

but since magic doesn't exist, it must be gods power, Duh.!

another thing, (ima post this in ajiffy)

hello, mj, DUH! god created everything, that's the whole point of all that you quoted from the bible, the bible never really explains the whole, "god created everything" but the bible proves that god's words are in it. Also the only reason your looking for this pathetic play of words, is to confuse me and make me doubt in my beliefs, which in reality you know i'm speaking the truth, because you haven't quoted things that i spoke earlier about this, like the bible being inspired by god. Your not quoting that, and saying it's false, because you know it's true, and if you said something, you'd be shutting your self up. and as for your quote about, the bible, um....yeah, not trying to tell you your a pathetic idiot, but you kinda are by quoting that, god can create earth because he has the power to, science kinda doesn't go along with that, science has nothing to do with someone creating something from nothing, the point of creating something from absolutely nothing, that's what people call magic? but since magic doesn't exist, it must be gods power, Duh.! another thing, (ima post this in ajiffy)

This is an ENGLISH SPEAKING FORUM!

also you said something about the bible contradicting it self in the birth of jesus, first in the 4th year then in the 6th year, i mean wtf is that? that's a dirty lie! here's why:

Daniel 9:25 says a profecy about 7 weeks, 62 weeks, and 1 week, which is the information god gave, so that it would be known when the mesaia would be known, so.

Daniel indicates how much time has passed since the moment till the mesaia would come. The profecy says: 7 weeks, and 62 weeks, which is total of 69 weeks. how much time would this pass by? like many versions of the bible indicate, it's not talking about literal weeks (see there? symbolism) but actually years. In other words every week would correspond to 7 years.(seven weeks 7 years dont' misunderstand) the people of that time knew very weel this idea of weeks being years, for example they would celebrate 1 year being as a saturday, after 6 years passed.

so in other words, the 69 weeks of the profecy are equivalent to 69 groups of the 7 years, or better yet a total of 483 years.

Now it's only about math, if you cound 483 years since 455 B,c. you reach the year 29 of A.D precisely the year that jesus was baptised and became the mesaia. Now the bible also says that Jesus was 30 years old when he was baptised, an di fhe was baptised at the year 29, what do you think happens then? it's so obvious! 30-29=1 (duh) so Jesus was born in the year 1, where do you get this crap about year 4 and year 6? and if people say he was born in christmas, that's abother blatant and pathetic lie.

The bible says that when jesus was born ( you know when you see the profecies, if you even care to read the context they're written in so you wont' make stupid questions later) it says that there were sheeps, and they're owners out and about, if you look at the place jesus was born, during christmas it's when it rains, heavily, so isn't it stupid that a bunch o fpeople would be out in the rain with sheep? YES, so if the bible says jesus was born when there were sheep and their owners out, that means that he couldn't have been born in christmas, other wise there'd be rain, AND dont say i made that up because i already explained the bible was inspired by god. OK?!

It's friday. I suppose I can cut myself some slack and make a real post. Lets go through this piece by piece.

Well the words in the bible were inspired by god

You can't simply decree by fiat what is and is not inspired by an alleged God. Christian apologists fail to realize it, but this statement needs proof in itself. It is not self-evident.

#1 The bible was written by men. well yeah, that's true, infact. 40 different men participated in it's writting, but it was inspired by god.

Once again, there is no evidence for this. If the Bible was inspired by God, why does it unrecognizably mutilate historical and scientific fact.

What does that mean? it means that god directed the writings of it through the 40 participants, like the same way a boss of a big company, tells his secretary to write things down for a letter, sure, the secretary wrote the letter, but it's the boss' thoughts that are in it.

Through what proposed means would he have accomplished this? Did he show himself to some prophets? If so, why were they selected instead of the regular man. Was it through voices and revelations people received? If so, how is this distinguishable from common psychosis?

The idea of receiving messages from someone who's there, out of our reach, is something that's not surprising, even humans have sent messages and images from the moon. How? Taking advantage of the laws that god himself established oh so long ago.

Exactly! Everything we do is based on the laws of the universe. Your book, however, claims to bend some of these laws. It is no plausible.

But, how can we be sure that the bible has god's real thoughts in it? Well, it contains information that could no have originated from a human source. What kind you may ask? Detailed information about the future, and this information has resulted to be completly exact.

It may have some things right. However, it provides us with countless unfulfilled prophecies, lies, gore, fallacies, and wickedness as well.

for example, in jeremia, 49:17, 18: (i can't translate well so i'll just put the basics here), it says that edom was going to be point of humiliation. All who would go past her, would stare, and whistle with motive of all its' plagues, justily, like the fall of sodoma and gomorra and it's neighboring villages, Jehova has said:" no man shall live there ever again"(this was writen and completed by the year 580 B.C.) when it came true: judas macabeo(lol) got rid of the edomitas from palestine in the age 2 B.c (siglo=age...um not sure)and in 109 B.C john hircano, caudile macabeo, exteded teh kingdom of judas to thepoint of incluing part of the occidental lands of edomitas.

I honestly tried to decipher this. I can't.

cuase HE created US

So your parents should have the right to kill you?

we dont 'even deserve to be alive

I can't possibly comprehend why someone would choose to believe in something that's completely unsubstantiated and repudiated by fact that also tells him he is worthless and does not deserve to be alive. You have to be masochistic to believe in that complete, utter, rancid, festering crap.

so if someone created you, you wuld gain power over that person and make that person your equal?

You can't foresee a time when AI surpasses human intelligence?

lol, that doesn't make sense, the children did now die for not listening, they died becuase of the parents, what parents do or did agaisnt god,

Again, this is cause for moral outrage. My sins are vicarious? Bull shit. I'm not responsible for anything my parents did, especially before my conception. Fuck anyone who holds you responsible for the deeds of someone else. That includes your vile God.

now sonny born was his parents to treat him as an equal, and not put any law over him becuase they're both human!

This should be completely acceptable when "sonny boy" makes more practical, scientific, and moral sense than mommy and daddy.

follow his simple commands

Four of his commands revolve around his glorification. This character is dripping with arrogance. Even if I did believe in God, I would not worship the nefarious, child-murdering, conceited, fickle maniac.

But the main point is, he created us because he wanted to give life to us, and now we want him to lower him self to our status

WHAT?! I don't want him to lower himself to our status. I want you, and the rest of that fabricated psychopath's fan club to acknowledge his non-existence.

he could have us like animals living by instinct having sex, and hunting for food like a savage beast

That was the infancy of our species.

As for your post on evolution, first of all those quotes are grossly outdated. Secondly, science does not revolve around any sort of authority. It revolves around the facts. Makes most of that post rather irrelevant.

sure i've heard lots of people say that the bible contradicts it self, but i've read it countless of times,

I didn't know such a phenomenon as selective reading existed.

"There's one that lives on the circle of the earth"(once again bad translation methods) in the time the bible was written, the idea of the earth was, that it was flat, it wasn't until over 200 years later that a group of greek astronomers made a conclusion that the earth was probably sphere-like

A circle IS flat. And here's more of what the bible says:

12 And he shall set up an ensign for the nations, and shall assemble the outcasts of Israel, and gather together the dispersed of Judah from the FOUR CORNERS OF THE EARTH.

1 And after these things I saw four angels standing on FOUR CORNERS OF THE EARTH, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree.

That it might take hold of the ENDS OF THE EARTH, that the wicked might be shaken out of it?

Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them

Ancient cultures had calculated the world was spherical before the Bible existed.

hat's the whole point of all that you quoted from the bible, the bible never really explains the whole, "god created everything" but the bible proves that god's words are in it. Also the only reason your looking for this pathetic play of words, is to confuse me and make me doubt in my beliefs, which in reality you know i'm speaking the truth, because you haven't quoted things that i spoke earlier about this, like the bible being inspired by god.

I quoted it because it is clearly an incorrect account of the world's creation, therefore it is false, fictional, not real.

and if you said something, you'd be shutting your self up.

LEARN TO MAKE SENSE Fucking idiot.

And as for the rest of that post, read about quantum fluctuations.

also you said something about the bible contradicting it self in the birth of jesus, first in the 4th year then in the 6th year, i mean wtf is that? that's a dirty lie! here's why:

But of course you can't reconcile the birth during King Herod's era and during the era of Caesar Augustus's levied tax, can you?

kyeruu, this was a bad subject to bring here. I believe the Bible to be true, but I'll keep out of this. You all will try to brainwash me into your beliefs/nonbeliefs instead of letting me keep mine. Well, the Old Testament God was a pretty mean guy. You'd be pissed too if your chosen people kept on fucking up and making other false gods. Wouldn't agree with that biased quote though.

Hardly, however we're going to fight back if someone's going to be attempting to ram their beliefs down our throats.

Guess which side does that the most?

MJ are you stupid or what? you said you didn't understand ANYthing about the proof of god saying something from the future, well that's because your brain is too high up in that freaking place you call earth, but it's actually filled with the thoughts of satan, trying ot make you think other wise. And the thign about the 4 corners of the earth? ITS FUCKING SYMBOLISM!!! DONT' YOU GET THAT? THE BIBLE SAYS THINGS LITERAllY AND SYMBPLICAlLy, YOUR PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT UNDERSTANDINNG THESE THINGS AND MORE IMPORTANTLY YOUR pathethic and idiotic comprehention of the bible is what makes you NOT Understand everything i've said.

if you would read the context the words are written in, then yeah maybe you would understand, but i can't expect someone who was raised in a mundane family, followed by fake teachings, such as catholics, evangelism, buddha's, even aetheists, which aren't really teaching anything about the bible they jsut go against the whole bible thingy, and was is really really pissing me off right now, is the fact that, you bastards believe such lies!!!!

you think, no noone created us, we were created from a huge explotion of matter that (by some crazy sense i don't understand but since i dont 'believe in teh bible i/'ll go with it) and the world was magically created
in a instant
with tree/s and us being monkeys
and someone evolving and such
oh come fucking on how can you believe such crap? atleast when i say something about the bible, you know, i use things that make sense!!! now some useless crap you THINK happened, and if you don't understand and you can't decipher what i just said? about the whole future revealing thing, maybe you should go to alibrary and read a book, you know? not the internet, cuase the internet is full of made up lies, a book is not changed you coudl find usefull info there, go waste some of your precious time corabolating what i said and make yoru sel flook stupid cauuse you jsut can't believe the fact tha god exists, you know it's true and you won't admit it, that's how deep satan has seeped into your heart, and that's how much effort you'll never put into taking him out. when armaggedon comes, then only then will you truly see and realize that you were wrong all along, and such you will die along with allt he other non believers out there. Just like things are meant to be done.