Dudes, the CIA is after me!

So, the CIA found out I learned all about their secret trade dealings with the Iranians as well as giving the gov't officials in Belarus weapons to put down the people! WHAT SHOULD I DO?

uh uh get a pillow, a match box, and 2 pack of cards then go and wear some shitty clothes and say "gimem money or i'll burn my self"

Cyanide pill. The manly way to die.

Turn yourself in. You can get butt secks in jail!

The jail guards will be wondering why kagom has such a bad grip on the soap.

But the Yakuza is after me too and they got plants in the jails.

i say fess up. Ull be put in the paper in the morning

Hide underground... its safer there... ohh and no net or tv or anything eventually everone will forget they are after you and it will be safe to return to your normal life