Today, I found myself on a roof that was about 13 feet high, so I figured that wasn't too bad, and I jumped off it. Luckily, I removed the sharp pens from my pockets beforehand. The landing was kind of rough.
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I have a tiny ant problem in my apartment so I went out and bought some RAID, zapped the bastards, and stuck the rest of the bottle in the closet. A night of partying ensues. I wake up the next morning, the bottle of RAID is in the middle of the living room floor and it's empty. Hmm.. I only used it once, why the hell is it empty?
Apparently, my drunken friend thought it was spray paint and decided to "spray paint" my fence. Fucking jerkoff.
Me & my GF of a year broke up, I tried to get back with her a couple times to no avail......I find a new girl which happens to be hotter than my ex, have sex with her and begin a relationship w/ her. Ex finds out about this and says she wants me back, loves me, etc. Now I honestly love my ex and decided to give her a shot, I break up with the hot girl and try to go back to my ex.....she says she doesn't know if she wants to be with me anymore..DUH
Luckily I'm good in the sack and the hot girl still wants to fuck around, so in the end I got to stay single and have the possibility to fuck both the ex and the hot girl.
Me & my GF of a year broke up, I tried to get back with her a couple times to no avail......I find a new girl which happens to be hotter than my ex, have sex with her and begin a relationship w/ her. Ex finds out about this and says she wants me back, loves me, etc. Now I honestly love my ex and decided to give her a shot, I break up with the hot girl and try to go back to my ex.....she says she doesn't know if she wants to be with me anymore..DUH
Luckily I'm good in the sack and the hot girl still wants to fuck around, so in the end I got to stay single and have the possibility to fuck both the ex and the hot girl.
You should have known she just wanted you to leave the new girl. It's obvious.
You should have known she just wanted you to leave the new girl. It's obvious.
yeah, I was an idiot....she just wanted me cos somebody else had me, then when she saw I came right back she decided it wasnt worth it.....funny thing is that right after she told me she didnt want to be with me I went to the hot girls apt and fucked the shit out of her.....ahhh good times
Today, I found myself on a roof that was about 13 feet high, so I figured that wasn't too bad, and I jumped off it. Luckily, I removed the sharp pens from my pockets beforehand. The landing was kind of rough.
Wow that was dumb.
How stupid do u get.
jumping off a 13' roof. But onto what?
grass cement soil wood?
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