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Beer is bad for you
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Posted 2006-08-30, 07:57 PM
Beer Drinkers Financial Plan

Words of wisdom:
If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago [2002] it would NOW be worth $49.00.

With Enron you would have $16.50 of your original $1000.00.

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you bought $1000.00 of United Airlines stock one year ago (approx. price around ONLY $30.00 per share then) you would be left with a whopping $20.97

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Corona beer (the beer, NOT the stock) one year ago and drank all the beer, then returned all the bottles for the ten cent deposit. You would end up with $214.00. Based on the above calculations my current advise is to drink heavily and recycle.

This new retirement plan pays better than anything the lawyers and economists can come up with, plus you get to enjoy the beer.

It is called a 401Keg program.

http://www.federalobserver.com/archive.php?aid=6454

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Posted 2006-08-30, 08:53 PM in reply to Grav's post "Beer is bad for you"
ok thanks for the information, but i am wondering why you posted this thread in the dragoon section??
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Posted 2006-08-30, 09:11 PM in reply to gruesomeBODY's post starting "ok thanks for the information, but i am..."
You little shit.
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Posted 2006-08-30, 09:14 PM in reply to gruesomeBODY's post starting "ok thanks for the information, but i am..."
Just for you.
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Posted 2006-08-31, 07:43 AM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "Just for you."
Because we are cool and like killing ourselves, slowly, and methodically!

At least we are having a blast while doing it! Hooray, beer!
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Posted 2006-08-31, 06:19 PM in reply to Titusfied's post starting "Because we are cool and like killing..."
I love that ad.

Hooray Red Stripe! Hooray Beer!


KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2006-09-01, 09:34 AM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "I love that ad. Hooray Red Stripe!..."
Helping white men dance since 1933! Hooray beer!
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