Halloween.

So, what's everyone planning on doing/being for Halloween?

I've decided on being a Meijer employee who committed suicide. Probably not for the childrens Halloween Party I'm hosting this Saturday, though. Still haven't decided on that...

What the hell. I thought it was only September.

18th October today.

Around 12 days till Halloween.

Since I don't have the time/extra cash for a high quality Master Chief outfit, I'm thinking Optimus Prime. A drunk Optimus Prime.

A drunk Optimus Prime in a Master Chef outfit.

I see a plan forming...

Dress up as Optimus Prime, get drunk, and play halo, perhaps?

I'm just gonna chill back and watch a "scary movie" and probably hand out candy. I pray to God no trick-or-treaters come over, or I'll be in the news for the razor blade thing

As I jest, the first part of that was true. I seriously don't want trick-or-treaters so I can enjoy the movie.

I might be a whore.

http://www.lavarious.com/articles/costumes_article.htm

Help on what costumes to get your itty-bitty kiddies...

Can probably be applied to anyone older than itty-bitty kiddy... and Halloween is just around the corner...so...

The girls I'm going out with are all wearing slutty cop outfits from 3 wishes lingerie.

Talking about coppers, there's a Scottish cop I haven't spoken to in a while...

So what are you dressing up as? Finally decided yet?

Well seeing as how they're going as cops, I shall be a convict. With handcuffs