Got a chuckle out of me

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly
her husband burst into the kitchen.



"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking
too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter.
Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!
Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when u're
cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your
mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.
Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"



The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I
don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied,
"I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving!!"

lol yea thats pretty good.

yea heheh *writes that one down for later*

Sounds like my friend's girlfriend.

*Speed limit 35*
*He hits 37*
OH MY GOD SLOW DOWN!! *screaming*

...Then when she's driving she goes 90 on that same 35 (literally.)

Heh. I'll be sharing that one with the next person who harrasses me about my driving.

Oh, how I can't wait until I learn to drive. All the shouting! THE FUN!

driving is the best, but the chicks who drive in the backseat is the worst

Turn the music up very loud and they won't talk too much. If they do you won't hear them.

Then they scream over it.