Jesus was a Jew

You know, Zonalon keeps going on and on about how Jews are so evil, and then he blows up at someone (can't remember who off the top of my head) for making a joke about Crucificion, so it's safe to assume he's catholic. Has it ever crossed his pathetic little mind that the person/deity his religion revolves around was, in fact, himself a jew?

I'm sure he has an excuse for that. The jews probably made that up or something. Anyways JR we've all figured out theres no point in debating w/ someone who won't listen to pure truthfull logic. If you can't listen to logic, you need bite the curb.

Bite the curb? Sorta like in American History X, I guess. Speaking of which, I bet he just loooooooved the first half of that movie, but the second half, where the main character learns a little tolerance, was "re-written by the jews"


Also, it's the Bible that says Jesus was jewish, so I would be pretty interested to listen to him fight this one, just for the entertainment value.

Obviously the Jews wrote the bible.

Then Jews control his faith, too. Making him Jewish!

Hence: Zonalon, Resident Jew

THis is a well known fact!

To everyone but Zonalon, it would seem

Does he know any truth? I think not.

All he knows is what he was probably (sadly) brought up to believe by racist parents and friends.

Hmm he still hasnt replied to this thread. Which probably means he's still desperatly searching for things to copy/paste to prove us wrong.

Damn right Jesus was a jew! And Moses was really German

In seriousness: Jesus = Jew. Zonalon = stupid redneck.

http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/jesusjew.htm

JESUS WAS NEVER A JEW!

~Jesus was a jew
You're a stupid foo'~
~Zonalon got no cock
It all got the chop
When he got his pussy in~

Now, shut the fuck up. Jesus = Jew.

http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/jesusjew.htm JESUS WAS NEVER A JEW!

Fuck you Zonalon. I was a Jew 2000 years ago, and thanks to you making Jews look so good, I'm a Jew again.

Holy Shit! It's Black Jesus!

And here I, German Moses, come!

Jesus was in fact a Jew. I am holding a Bible in my hands at this very moment. To start, Book of Luke, Chapter 2; Mary and Joseph take Jesus to the Temple of their Lord, as is the custom of devout Jews. So not only is Jesus a Jew, but Mary and Joseph were as well. Later on, same Chapter, Jesus refers to the Temple (a jewish institution) as "my Father's house" (direct quote).

In the Book of John, two of Jesus' disciples refer to him as "Rabbi", a jewish term.

There are also many instances of Jesus celebrating Passover. Now lets see, who celebrates Passover? Oh, right! Jews!

There are also many (far too many to list) instances in which the BIBLE refers to Jesus as the "King of the Jews".

Now I know you're not about to come over here and tell me that the Bible has been Jewified, or is wrong about certain things, because if it is, then the entire Bible is possibly Jewified, and so NOTHING in it could be taken seriously. And I'm quite sure you don't mean to imply that, do you?






P.S. See Zonalon, this is why people respect my arguments and not yours. I took the time and effort to do some research on the subject and summarized and presented what I found in my own words. You just paste a link to an argument someone else has already made. Formulate your own thoughts for once, and maybe, just maybe, someone will decide to listen.

Oh.

And here I was thinking that Jesus was Jewish.

I don't respect your "argument" because it didn't really make any sense. Quit stating the obvious?