Update on my drug test results

It came back positive for marijuana(no shit). Normally, 13 g/mL is positive and will be noted as failing a drug test but I was 214.3 g/mL. The guy in charge of drug testing was like, "That's the highest number I've seen since I've started here.. are you sure you only smoked pot one time?" Heh, that's what I told him.

But.. yeah. I can't drive to school for 21 days and I have to go to three councelling sessions. After those 21 days are up I have to spend $31 on a drug test to see if I stayed clean. Bleh, the next three weeks are gonna be so boring.

heh

It could be worse. Some offenders are sent to Alternative Schools. You don't wanna go to one of those, I hated it. That's where they send all the people who get into too many fights, girls who have kids and have to bring them to school/etc...

Smoking pot is totally original!


Do people still think this activity is cool in any way?

I have never once said smoking pot is cool, nor have I tried to peer pressure people into smoking it. I smoke it because it makes me feel good and it's a great work out(your abs are put through so much shit because of laughing).

I posted this thread because some people were interested about my results.

Excellent THC count buddy

I think my 1100 g/ml should be in the Guinness book of world records.

(I will try to find the paperwork)

You guys are funny. You got off easy if you ask me. Good for you.

Hahahahhaha, well if your gonna fail a drug test, its good to know you over did it by 201.3. That is crazy, but lckily you only need to stay clean for a month. Right after your next drug test, toke up like crazy again.

Do your parents know you smoke? (did the school contact them and tell them?)

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Opiates don't stay in your body as long as THC though.

Do your parents know you smoke? (did the school contact them and tell them?)

The principal contacted my mom while I was in an office with him and the administrator of drug testing. So... yeah, my mom knows. My dad is currently in Texas on a business trip and I don't really feel like calling him and letting him know that his son failed a drug test when he's 2,000 miles away. That will give him time to think of a punishment, so I'm going to wait 'till I can tell him face to face.

I really need to invest in that detox shit.

Bleh. At least there doesnt seem to be any legal problems. How did your mom take it?

Apparently she cried on the phone, according to my principal. I got home and called her and it all boils down to: I'm grounded for two days. Heh, I guess I got off easy.

Although, I go to my dad's house on Friday and I'll probably be grounded there for about a year. I'm going to try to play the, "I bet you did it, too!" card when he starts to yell at me, though.

Watch, your school might have let you off easy but I have a feeling your parents are goin g to start screening you weekly T_T

Hmm, I've been thinking about that and I do not really know how I'm gonna handle it. I'll think of a way, though; I always do.

I wonder where do you get those weed?

So did your dad ground you?

I don't remember. That was 7 years ago.

I've smoked too many blunts since then.

You got quite easy .
Im lucky , back here in Holland , the school doesnt really care if Im stoned or not

Haha so true, back in highschool there were always at least 2 kids in class that were high and the teachers didnt do anything. We even had a teacher who smoked weed...

my mom or dad dont really care if i smoke/drink/tage drugs.. they juzz dont want me to mess up my life Too Much, and not to do ne thing illegal @ my house..

i have a hideout near my house that only a few of my friends know about, althought, i havent had any drugs for labout 5 weeks, but ive drunk alot of alcohol..