Goddamnit.

I burnt my face..

I was at this girls house around 11~~ pm and i had my lighter out... Her little brother was telling me that he wanted to smoke a twig. I light it up, and let the twig burn.

Yes that sounds retarted eh? Anyways, as i go to put the lighter back into my pocket, my it slips out of my hand and the metal part hits me in the chin.

Goddamnit, my chin burns. Discuss. Have you ever had a burn before?

Yes. I got drips of molten plastic material on my hand, from malfunctioning serial connection lights on a christmas tree. Beat that.

Yes. I got drips of molten plastic material on my hand, from malfunctioning serial connection lights on a christmas tree. Beat that.

I've done that,(didn't envolve xmas lights tho). It melted my finger print right off my hand. I don't think I've ever ran so fast to a water tap before.

as i go to put the lighter back into my pocket, my it slips out of my hand and the metal part hits me in the chin.

Were you sitting upside down?

Yes. I got drips of molten plastic material on my hand, from malfunctioning serial connection lights on a christmas tree. Beat that.

i was on a camp, and the last evening, a plastic bag fell into the fire and the wind blew it to me, my whole arm had drips of molten plastic all over it

Yeah, I've burnt myself a couple times...Had a hot chunk of welding material fall onto my hand, that definately sucked.

Hah that happened to me a couple of times :P.

What was even worse was when we were on vacation in Egypt. We were driving about 2 hours with the car and decided to stop at a gas station because the car sounded funny.

This gas station dude took a look under the hood and decided to open the cooling liquid thing in the cars engine. Everything sprayed out because of the pressure and it was fucking hot too. This guy was burned pretty bad I was standing in his back but there was also some of the stuff that hit my head/face and arms.

Once everyone had calmed down a bit I went to look under the hood and saw there was a bright yellow sticker on it that said, Warning do not open after driving or something along those lines

But yeah slaynish how did you manage to get hit by the lighter in your face when you let it slip out of your hand trying to reach your pocket?

I work at a summer camp, so there are fire o' plenty. So, you can imagine that I get burnt alot... mostly when making food over the fire.

Don't you just love retarded mechanics? At the age of 10 I knew not to open the radiator cap when it was hot.

ok im a zippo fan and i learn how to do tricks at www.lightertricks.com really cool website but sometimes when i try the hard as all tricks, i burn my hands like hell trust me my hands are all blak for a whole week

wow, he opened the Anti-freeze tank when the engine was piping hot.... And he works at a gas station? was he the one moping the floors?

No he was the one with your mom, behind the counter

You see? This is the shit I would do if I had a life. I'm reduced to hurting myself when not in the company of my fellow teens. Years later slaynish, you will look back on this and laugh. My cousin made a small bomb once and it blew up in his face. He wasn't laughing then, but he sure gets a kick out of it now.