Post your dreams :D

Fuck it...

dude, i've never read such bullshit in my life, seriously. no one wants to hear about your fantasies.

I had a dream. It was a beautiful dream, very detailed and fun! Remember, in this dream i was much older. So things may sound weird for me to have them happen. Just read. Alright let me begin: I woke up and it was about year 3900. These girls met me, and they were the king's daughters(sounds lame eh?). They took me around their castle/mansion and told me about the years. Then the world ended? I asked if there was life after the end of this world. Her sister said yes, I had my cell-phone on me, and i asked for their numbers. They gave me their numbers, and then we started hugging and telling eachother about how much we loved being together. Then we had to bury the people? The king had everyone bury themselves. I woke up in the real world, 2004 and i saw the 2 girls and their little brother walk down the isle at walmart. They were very flabbergasted how the world changed. I saw her and they started hugging me, then she said that her boobs grew. I grabbed her tits, and then her sisters tits. I told her that they're still small, and she should get breast implants. She asked about it, and i explaineds about it. She said she needed money, and these gems that i had from the 3900th century was still in my pocket. Apparently they were worth 3,xxx,xxx,xxx So this way she could get her implants. Her sister had nice firm tits though. She was very forign to everything around her. She didnt know about it all, and the little brother was fascinated by money. He kept thinking he NEEDED money, when i told him, No, You dont need any money. We walked around and put his brother in la-petite(a babysitting place). Then we went on a date and i showed them around the town and me and the chick with smaller tits started making out. We went back to my house, with her brother and her sister and i looked at my phone, and their numbers were still there. They said that my number was still there. This way i can reach them when i need. My dad was up-stairs and i needed to tell him of my new friends that i need to be with. My house was fairly big, and had 3 extra rooms. Not that the sister w/ small tits needs her own room Anyways. We found the little brother stealing money from me and eventually we kicked him out of the house. Damn.. I wish this dream would've lasted longer. Those girls were hot and i know they would've three-somed with me. _________________ Tits everywhere!

You forgot to add, "And I woke up all wet."

No, he forgot to add, "-....

Nevermind, you got it.

You guys are all fucking cocks.

Fuck it. I'll stay at LDF.

Actually, nevermind. I forgot about the ignore feature.

I had a dream last night. I saw a man sitting at a control panel. It had many buttons. He looked at one with a big smile. "Time to play my card" he said slyly. He pressed one of the buttons and then I saw people evacuating into ships, to escape the onslaught that was about to happen. They evacuated a majority of the earth, but where I was, it was me and one other person. The end is coming, he said to me...then I woke up to my cat whining...

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Slaynish you are funny.

One time, if I remember correctly, I burned all my friends at the stake for taking my cookies. Weird, eh?

i had another dream again. the little girl with no eyes came to me again. she told me the killing day is coming sooner...she showed me people being hacked to death with an axe, bombs falling all over the world, and a young man with long, jet-black hair laughing.

Also lately there have been several occasions where I wake up laughing...Last time I was dreaming that I was working in some clothing store and while we were on a break a couple of friends past by to say hello. We were just standing there and this 1 guy starts telling something and we all just laugh, now this other dude I know sounds hilarious when he laughs. Thats when I woke up laughing...really loud, so weird

i had another dream again. the little girl with no eyes came to me again. she told me the killing day is coming sooner...she showed me people being hacked to death with an axe, bombs falling all over the world, and a young man with long, jet-black hair laughing.

dude, you're fucking screwed up. seek mental help.

Ahh..

I think that Kagom's are fake... There's WAY too much, he talks about his dreams, and if he has another one you can control your dream like an LD.

Next time try and realize that it's a dream, and take grasp of your LD and ask that chick with no eyes to take her clothes off. Become a necropheliac. Fuck if i care.

the thing is, slaynish, these dreams are real. I've also seen the little girl with no eyes when i've closed my eyes, but i hear her even when i'm not asleep.

My dream is for your dream to never come true

and my dream is for slaynish to share the same fate as The1.

I always have lucid dreams. ALWAYS. For those that don't know, it means I can control my actions when I am dreaming, and sometimes even manipulate what happens in the dream. I always remember dreams about the same girl, and I usually exact some sort of cruel revenge on someone. Sick? No. It's a dream. That's like saying playing Grand Theft Auto makes you a sick individual. Go away liberals.

there was recently an essay contest about violence in the media, and my friend won first place. funny thing about it, is that he was the only one at the winner's ceremony that had an essay that was pro-video game. everyone else went along with the stupid-ass notion that video games and television make you violent.

Edit:

i just realized how horribly offtopic that was. it was in reply to penny's post.

I keep having the same dream where i am falling off a cliff..