Battle! Bowser vs. Ganondorf

Arena: Drowned Ruins - The monstrous corpse of an ancient castle. Partially destroyed walls, hole-riddled floors, five stories of eroded stone. Partially submerged in water. Surrounded on all sides by swampland of varying depth.

In the Red Corner, armed with devastating fire breath, a body covered in lethal spikes and an extremely repetitive tendency to kidnap the same damned Princess every friggin' game! The King of the Koopas, the brutish dinosaur, from the Mario Series: Bowser!!!

And in the Blue Coner, equipped with a wide variety of destructive magic, a mastery of vicious swords and the hands-down creepiest set of eyebrows in the world! The King of Evil, the master of the Triforce of Power, from the Zelda series: Ganondorf!!!

The earth rumbles slightly and rythmically, like the sound of massive footsteps growing closer. The stone of the Sunken Ruins shakes, sending dust to the ground below. The shaking grows and grows, and then suddenly stops. A moment later, Bowser, the monstrous King of Koopas slams into the ground just at the base of the ruins. Standing at the ruins' apex is a figure dressed in dark garb, clutching a massive blade. He leaps to the ground below and we see that it is Ganondorf, Lord of the Gerudo Tribe and King of Evil. The two demons size one-another up, Bowser hitches in a large breath, preparing his flame attack, as Ganondorf summons a ball of writhing energy into his other hand. Their eyes lock with sheer fury, and the battle begins...

The Master of Disaster himself in a collage of kickassedness, Bowser!

And don't forget about his formiddable foe, Ganondorf!

This one is bound to go to Ganondorf, now i just have to spend some time figuring out why.

Bowser is immobile, and only has close range shit. Ganandorf is practically loaded, being a Triforce member. Which Bowser are we going with? If it's SSBM Bowser, he's a slow-ass tank, and can be easily destroyed. Ganondorf wins the battle.

Every Bowser. I'll explain why Bowser is a much more formidable opponent than you realize a little later.