beetle bailey...

I just read a beetle bailey comic for all ages...that would include small children...it reads

crn: "Do you have goals in life, beetle?"
Beetle: " yes, sir. I have one majestic, towering, shining goal!"
crn:"wonderful! what is it?"
Beetle:"to get lucky."

wtf...now I laughed, but then I got to thinking...a six year old is reading this right now and telling his parents that he doesn't get it...

What wrong with that? He just wants a little luck in his life, can you blame him?

...he ment sex...that's it...that's what it ment...

. . . . Pervert . . . .

you can't tell me it didn't cross your mind that that's what it ment...

...It didn't. Pervert.

Wow you're a pervert.

wow...at first, I thought he did mean sex...but then I thought about it: this is a comic for all ages...so he just wants a little luck in life.

i didnt think of that at all, geez, people's minds these days

Pervert!!

We don’t need no education.
We don’t need no thought control.
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
Teacher, leave those kids alone.
Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!
All in all it’s just another brick in the wall.
All in all you’re just another brick in the wall.

got another one...my friend anna was watching the powder puff girls and they had found a squarl and two of them were fighting over what to name it and if it was a girl or a boy and the third one looks at them and says "You guys! Squarls EAT nuts!"....and then the girls gave the squarl a girls name...the powder puff girls!!!!!