Cool Poem

I am a Diablo 2 player. Gold, one of the most sought after elements on earth, is useless to me.

I am a Diablo 2 player. Something about that Connery guy's voice is awfully familiar...

I am a HARDCORE Diablo 2 player. I mourn the loss when people in my party die, while silently thanking God it wasn't me.

I am a Diablo 2 player. Why the hell is Hratl's shop so damn far?

I am a Diablo 2 player. My girlfriend found me a stormshield and I was more grateful than when she made me breakfast in bed.

I am a Diablo 2 player. My little brother believes a monster under his bed will eat him someday, I believe Blizzard is going to delete all the dupes I traded for.

I am a FEMALE Diablo 2 player. I took one look at Charsi, the Amazon, the Assasin, and the rogue mercs and I laughed my ass off.

I am a Diablo 2 player. The ending of LoD made me feel cheated of both victory and the price of the game.

I am a Diablo 2 player. I either read trade room text with lightning speed or ignore it completely.

I am a Diablo 2 player. I've stared down the black wall of death more times than I'd prefer.

I am a Diablo 2 player. I let the evil mage Nilathak run free in his dungeon just so I can grab items from the skeleton with the big sword upstairs.

I am a Diablo 2 player. That wuss Marius made my job harder and I'm glad he's dead.

I am a HARDCORE Diablo 2 player. The evil, mighty demon LA'AG killed my Amazon.

I am a Diablo 2 player. WUG

I am a Diablo 2 player. Cow runs have nothing to do with rodeos anymore.

I am a Diablo 2 player. Balance of light and dark my ass, the necromancer is EVIL.

I am a FEMALE Diablo 2 player. I don't care how great you think Shako is, its fuggin ugly.

I am a Diablo 2 player. I'd pay more attention to the games storyline if I didn't have to kill mephisto 5000 times to get a decent ring.

I am a Diablo 2 player. I clicked the Battlenet gem a billion times and achieved perfect gem activation a thousand times, but I still don't know what it means.

I am a HARDCORE Diablo 2 player. I don't care what the game keeps telling me, my deeds of valor will NOT be remembered.

I am a Diablo 2 player. One of my characters is omnipotent, the others just hold omnipotent items.

I am a Diablo 2 player. I've wondered why an angel charges money for resurrection.

I am a Diablo 2 player. I've learned that the best items don't always have their names written in gold letters. I've learned that no matter how long I play for, I'll always be NOOB. I've learned that not all quest rewards are all that rewarding. I've learned that the people in my cow run party really DONT have my best interests at heart. I've learned that as cool as a special ability sounds, its probably worthless. I've learned that no matter how many times I try, I will never be in time to stop Baal from corrupting the worldstone.



by Damian Sarcuni

leet.

Just my opinion, but i found that really boring.

Pretty cool, and most of the stuff in there is oh-so-true.

Yeah, the poem rules

OMG H4X.