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Braveheart, Lord of the Rings, and Passion of the Christ
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Posted 2005-03-10, 02:35 PM
These 3 great White movies (well LOTR is more than 1 BUT OH WELL IT IS A GREAT TRILOGY) should be packed in one Jumo Deluxe set for great White people like me to view. These are essentially the only 3 movies that haven't be Jewified/Brownified.

State other great White movies here.
Snow is racist. It does not have an equal amount of colored snow as it does white snow. We must find a way to alter nature so that snow becomes colored.

When you decorate your tree for Christmas, you must put at least 24.8% colored bulbs, and they must be placed throughout the tree and not segregated in any matter.

Christmas presents must not be wrapped in white paper.

If Christmas music is to be played, under no circumstances is 'Have a White Christmas' to be Played.

Turkey may be served, but only if there is an equal amount of dark and white meat be served.

You must keep your colored and white dogs in the same room at all times, unsegregated, and they must get along at all times.
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Posted 2005-03-10, 02:36 PM in reply to zonalon's post "Braveheart, Lord of the Rings, and..."
Star Wars is for white people!
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Posted 2005-03-10, 02:38 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "Star Wars is for white people!"
GravitonSurge said:
Star Wars is for white people!
It is a very sophisticated White-man made movie, but it has a few Aliens in it.
Snow is racist. It does not have an equal amount of colored snow as it does white snow. We must find a way to alter nature so that snow becomes colored.

When you decorate your tree for Christmas, you must put at least 24.8% colored bulbs, and they must be placed throughout the tree and not segregated in any matter.

Christmas presents must not be wrapped in white paper.

If Christmas music is to be played, under no circumstances is 'Have a White Christmas' to be Played.

Turkey may be served, but only if there is an equal amount of dark and white meat be served.

You must keep your colored and white dogs in the same room at all times, unsegregated, and they must get along at all times.
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Posted 2005-03-10, 02:39 PM in reply to zonalon's post starting "It is a very sophisticated White-man..."
"Liberals may take away our rights, but they'll never take away our FREEDOM!" - William Wallace
Snow is racist. It does not have an equal amount of colored snow as it does white snow. We must find a way to alter nature so that snow becomes colored.

When you decorate your tree for Christmas, you must put at least 24.8% colored bulbs, and they must be placed throughout the tree and not segregated in any matter.

Christmas presents must not be wrapped in white paper.

If Christmas music is to be played, under no circumstances is 'Have a White Christmas' to be Played.

Turkey may be served, but only if there is an equal amount of dark and white meat be served.

You must keep your colored and white dogs in the same room at all times, unsegregated, and they must get along at all times.
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Posted 2005-03-10, 02:40 PM in reply to zonalon's post starting ""Liberals may take away our rights, but..."
Republicans you mean? Patriot Acts I and II?
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Posted 2005-03-10, 02:41 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "Republicans you mean? Patriot Acts I..."
GravitonSurge said:
Republicans you mean? Patriot Acts I and II?
Whatever they want to be called nowadays; they are all the same to me.
Snow is racist. It does not have an equal amount of colored snow as it does white snow. We must find a way to alter nature so that snow becomes colored.

When you decorate your tree for Christmas, you must put at least 24.8% colored bulbs, and they must be placed throughout the tree and not segregated in any matter.

Christmas presents must not be wrapped in white paper.

If Christmas music is to be played, under no circumstances is 'Have a White Christmas' to be Played.

Turkey may be served, but only if there is an equal amount of dark and white meat be served.

You must keep your colored and white dogs in the same room at all times, unsegregated, and they must get along at all times.
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Posted 2005-03-10, 02:42 PM in reply to zonalon's post "Braveheart, Lord of the Rings, and..."
Menace II soceity
Belly
Ali
Schindlers list
Barbershop
Friday after next
You got served
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Posted 2005-03-10, 02:43 PM in reply to undeadzombieguy's post starting "Menace II soceity Belly Ali..."
undeadzombieguy said:
Menace II soceity
Belly
Ali
Schindlers list
Barbershop
Friday after next
You got served
Did you just make a list of Jewish movies?
Snow is racist. It does not have an equal amount of colored snow as it does white snow. We must find a way to alter nature so that snow becomes colored.

When you decorate your tree for Christmas, you must put at least 24.8% colored bulbs, and they must be placed throughout the tree and not segregated in any matter.

Christmas presents must not be wrapped in white paper.

If Christmas music is to be played, under no circumstances is 'Have a White Christmas' to be Played.

Turkey may be served, but only if there is an equal amount of dark and white meat be served.

You must keep your colored and white dogs in the same room at all times, unsegregated, and they must get along at all times.
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Posted 2005-03-10, 02:55 PM in reply to zonalon's post starting "Did you just make a list of Jewish..."
I'd say the majority of Jews are white.
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Posted 2005-03-10, 02:58 PM in reply to undeadzombieguy's post starting "Menace II soceity Belly Ali..."
undeadzombieguy said:
Menace II soceity
Belly
Ali
Schindlers list
Barbershop
Friday after next
You got served
Only ones I agree with you there is Menace II Society and Friday After Next.

Also:

Half-Baked
Don't Be A Menace
Friday
Money Talks
All About the Benjamins
Training Day


And a few more I forgot about...
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Posted 2005-03-10, 03:16 PM in reply to kaos's post starting "Only ones I agree with you there is..."
kaos said:
Only ones I agree with you there is Menace II Society and Friday After Next.

Also:

Half-Baked
Don't Be A Menace
Friday
Money Talks
All About the Benjamins
Training Day


And a few more I forgot about...
Okay, guys, stop reminding me how Jewified hollywood is.

....SO MUCH WHITE GUILT IN THIS THREAD
Snow is racist. It does not have an equal amount of colored snow as it does white snow. We must find a way to alter nature so that snow becomes colored.

When you decorate your tree for Christmas, you must put at least 24.8% colored bulbs, and they must be placed throughout the tree and not segregated in any matter.

Christmas presents must not be wrapped in white paper.

If Christmas music is to be played, under no circumstances is 'Have a White Christmas' to be Played.

Turkey may be served, but only if there is an equal amount of dark and white meat be served.

You must keep your colored and white dogs in the same room at all times, unsegregated, and they must get along at all times.
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Posted 2005-03-10, 03:38 PM in reply to zonalon's post starting "Okay, guys, stop reminding me how..."
Do you like Bollywood then?
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Posted 2005-03-10, 03:49 PM in reply to undeadzombieguy's post starting "Do you like Bollywood then?"
Dollywood!
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Posted 2005-03-10, 08:56 PM in reply to zonalon's post "Braveheart, Lord of the Rings, and..."
Scary Movie I
Scary Movie II
Scary Movie III
Half-Baked
Robin Hood Men in Tights
Elephant
Kill Bill Volume 1
Kill Bill Volume 2
Donnie Darko
Don't Be a Menace While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (I think I got that one right)
Mortal Kombat
Mortal Kombat Annihilation
The Pianist
Interview with the Vampire
Queen of the Damned
Days of Thunder
Risky Business
Ben Hur
Masque of the Red Death
Roots
X-Men
X-Men 2: X-Men United
10 Commandments
Jesus Christ Superstar (excellent musical)
South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut
History of the World Part 1
Daredevil
Spiderman
Spiderman 2
Constantine
Bourne Identity
Bourne Supremacy
Troy
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Seven
Ocean's 11 (original and remake)
Ocean's 12
Pirates of the Caribbean
Glory
Hard Rain
Dreamcatcher

I hope this works for you <3
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Posted 2005-03-10, 10:37 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "Scary Movie I Scary Movie II Scary..."
Half-Baked-Excellent Comedy
Robin Hood Men in Tights-Good
Kill Bill Volume 1-Good
Kill Bill Volume 2-Good
Donnie Darko-Excellent(Hence the sig)
Interview with the Vampire-Good
Days of Thunder-Haven't seen, whats it about?
Risky Business-Haven't seen, whats it about?
Ben Hur-Haven't seen
Masque of the Red Death-Haven't seen, whats it about?
10 Commandments-Haven't seen, whats it about?
Jesus Christ Superstar (excellent musical)-Haven't seen(But want to)
South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut-Excellent Comedy
History of the World Part 1-Haven't seen, whats it about?
Constantine-Haven't seen(Want too)
Seven-Good
Pirates of the Caribbean-Excllent
Glory-Haven't seen, whats it about?
Hard Rain-Haven't seen, whats it about?
Dreamcatcher-Good
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Posted 2005-03-11, 10:37 AM in reply to Kaneda's post starting "Half-Baked-Excellent Comedy Robin Hood..."
Italian Job (original and remake)
All Monty Pythons
Beautiful Mind
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
I, Robot
Bicenntenial Man (thanks UZG)

Most others have already been ''stated''...

Last edited by Lenny; 2005-03-11 at 10:45 AM.
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Posted 2005-03-11, 10:41 AM in reply to Lenny's post starting "Italian Job (original and remake) All..."
Bicentennial man
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Posted 2005-03-11, 08:24 PM in reply to Kaneda's post starting "Half-Baked-Excellent Comedy Robin Hood..."
Kaneda said:
Days of Thunder-Haven't seen, whats it about?
Risky Business-Haven't seen, whats it about?
Masque of the Red Death-Haven't seen, whats it about?
10 Commandments-Haven't seen, whats it about?
History of the World Part 1-Haven't seen, whats it about?
Glory-Haven't seen, whats it about?
Hard Rain-Haven't seen, whats it about?
Days of Thunder - Tom Cruise is a race car driver and competes a lot (shitty description, but the movie is well worth your time)

Risky Business - I forget what it's about, but another Cruise movie and it was good

Masque of the Red Death - About the poem by Edgar Allen Poe but deals with insanity and satanism more than the poem ever did.

10 Commandments - Charlton Heston plays Moses. Nothing much to say.

History of the World Part 1 - Great movie by Mel Brooks. Funny as fuck and it pokes fun at historical events (Like the Inquisition and the French Revolution)

Glory - Great movie starring Matthew Broderick, Denzel Washington, and Morgan Freeman as the first Black Regiment in the Civil War.

Hard Rain - Christian Slater, Morgan Freeman, and Minne Driver try to stop a corrupt police officer from destroying the town during a very bad flood.
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Posted 2005-03-12, 12:27 AM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "Days of Thunder - Tom Cruise is a race..."
Blazing Saddles
Young Frankenstein


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My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2005-03-12, 01:45 AM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "Days of Thunder - Tom Cruise is a race..."
Hmmm, Actually I have seen History of the world.
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