HELLO! Welcome to another exciting episode of STORM SLAYER with everyone's favorite sodomizing host, Mantralord! As usual, the updates just keep coming until
5 full minutes after the power goes out (I've got a backup power unit now, oh gracious!). That's 5 minutes more of
this than you would have gotten normally! Also, I have a generator now, so post-annihilation pics will come...oh they will come! Strap on your shutters kids, and prepare for the ride of your lives as Captain Mantralord the STORM SLAYER prepares to do battle with HURRICANE WILMA-TAICHO!!!
UPDATE! 10/19/2005 2:45 AM
Well that bitch is now at 150 fucking mph. I am eagerly anticipating it's arrival and I have been training with my Storm Slayer in order to reach bankai. I've been meditating and slowly my reiatsu has been growing, but can I do all of this in 3 DAYS!?!? OH FUCK THE CLOUDS ARE ROLLING IN. I think it might be a rumor but I hear a reconnaisance aircraft flew into the storm and the crew turned into zombies and imps and then they opened a portal to hell in the eye of the storm and now hell is going to run loose all over my backyard. Also, I hear the hurricane has onboard rocket launchers.
UPDATE 10/19/2005 3:06 AM
175 mph with 892 mbar pressure. Yeah, it has fucking lasers and BFG's too.
UPDATE 10/19/2005 5:30 AM
At 884 mbar, it is now the most intense hurricane ever. Did I mention that when you look up into the sky, a giant skull spits acid rain down at you?
UPDATE!! 10/19/2005 6:47 PM
Well the storm is now at 160 mph but it is expected to intensify again maybe. I have since been practicing my Kung Fu kicks and even punches and I think I'm pretty buffed up so this storm will be no sweat. Also, I hope the hurricane likes shotgun blasts coz it's getting one in the face.
My stepdad's work has this thing where if we pay like $5k we get free food and hotel in Orlando for evacuation purposes (pfft, like the
STORM SLAYER Mantralord would ever evacuate...only pussies and Kagoms do that), and after it's all over we get all that money back.
UPDATE! 10/21/2005 12:10 AM
KK so the storm is now at 150 mph but now it has like this huge eye so I've been training even harder with my Storm Slayer and OH SHIT...I think a cloud from the hurricane just gave me the finger...well now this is personal. You can blow away my house, you can kill my family, but I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here idle while the hurricane gives me the finger.
On another note, I'm right on the fucking line for the forecast track. I went outside today, and I got fuckin pegged on the head with a huge black line because no shit I'm standing right in the path of the eye of the storm.
UPDATE!! 10/23/2005 1:05 PM
Well now it's only at 100 mph but I'm still right on the damn line. So anyway we've got the shutters up and all is well and I think I'm gonna take pix this year and post them. I anxiously await my epic battle with Wilma and I have since been doing flips and slapping hoes in preparation and also I have bought a Powerbar for energy. Also, I don't know if this matters but...I washed my hair with Herbal Essences shampoo and conditioner so my hair is silky soft and will flow in an anime-like fashion and I think that's like 30,000 power level points just right there.
UPDATE!!! 10/24/2005 5:28 AM
KK my battle with Wilma is going to commence soon. The eerie swirling clouds in the sky are offset by both of us powering up to our maximum ki level. The roaring thunder marks the countdown to the battle. HOLY SHIT A FUCKING CAT JUST FLEW DOWN THE STREET!! THIS SHIT IS
ON!!!
The gusts are battering my house...I'll probably lose power soon. Storm Slayer, armed and ready.
UPDATE!! A FUCKING WEEK LATER!
The calm before the storm. Hurricane Wilma approached the mighty Storm Slayer at a blistering 20 mph. I stared her in the eye, and the battle began. Then she threw a fucking shutter in my face. I powered up from all the ki I had been saving for the past few days, and with a mighty scoff, I yelled TRIPLE ANNIHILATION BEAM! and launched her into the Atlantic, never to be seen or heard from again. Storm Slayer was victorious!
Anyway, I
still don't have power, but I'm sorta expecting it tonight. The phone just came back so I'm on the internet using a generator. I took video of the storm, and even went outside and took video of the eye! Expect an update with videos very soon.
UPDATE!! WHENEVER!!
So my power supply exploded. The details are in the reply I made. Send moneyz peez to the Storm Slayer Power Supply Hurricane Relief fund at thnx
It ain't fun running off a linux livecd on a p3 600 mhz with 256 megs of RAM and a 2 mb video card.
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