Misquote the person above you!

A new game that I want to try out. There is no point to it, only to misquote the person above you and just continue the cycle throughout the entire thread. You may only post with a quotation of the person above you, and just a random sentence that has to do with anything afterwards. The object is to somehow make fun of the person, while not taking anything seriously.

Example:

Original:

Man, today is a great day, it would really be better with some snow.

Misquote:

Man, being gay is great, it would really be better with some white shit all over my face.

go!

I LOVE COCK

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im retarded and don't know how to play the game

taht's because you use too many drugs, dildo

that's because you use too many drugs, dildo

I just spelled that's correctly, holy shit.

I just watched gay pornography, holy shit.

Yeah, It was pretty fail, but's all I could think of.

this isn't what i thought it would be.
4chan time.

Lol, 4chan knows the game better than us - they misquoted Lil Wayne.