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E-Mail my dad sent me
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Posted 2008-04-10, 01:45 PM
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.











2. All idiots, after reading the first 'truth', will try it.











3. The first truth is a lie.











4. You are smiling now because you're an idiot.











5. You will soon forward this to another idiot.











6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.








I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus,


or occasionally pee on yourself...


You hang in there sunshine,


you're freakin' special.



---- I, am so confused.

Anyway, I licked my teeth but didn't smile.

/discuss
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Posted 2008-04-10, 10:12 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "E-Mail my dad sent me"
I licked 3 of my teeth and said fuck it and read on.
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Posted 2008-04-10, 11:16 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "I licked 3 of my teeth and said fuck it..."
Is it because........................................... ................... You only have 3 teeth to lick?!
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Posted 2008-04-11, 02:09 AM in reply to -Spector-'s post starting "Is it..."
I touched one molar with the tip of my tongue. Then I got bored and forgot what I was doing.


Where am I?
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Posted 2008-04-11, 06:47 AM in reply to -Spector-'s post "E-Mail my dad sent me"
lol my friend erika licks windows. car windows. and the rest of the car too
When my time comes, I want to be burried face down. That way, anyone that doesn't like me, can kiss my ass!
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Posted 2008-04-11, 07:03 AM in reply to talentedhamster's post starting "lol my friend erika licks windows. ..."
I bet she sucks a mean dick.
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Posted 2008-04-11, 11:46 AM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "I bet she sucks a mean dick."
Pretty sure you mean she licks a mean pussy.

Am I right, Talented?
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Posted 2008-04-11, 04:58 PM in reply to Kaneda's post starting "Pretty sure you mean she licks a mean..."
nope. wrong. also, i dont think youd want her around your dick. she bits people. everyone. alot. id be scared
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Posted 2008-04-11, 05:06 PM in reply to talentedhamster's post starting "nope. wrong. also, i dont think youd..."
So either she really sucks at giving head? or just likes biting people?
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