I got shite to sell. Who wants to buy?

Seriously, guyz! lol! Who wants to buy from me? (in all sincerity, I do want to sell stuff. Anyone within the Illinois state wish to buy anything? Just ask for a list of what I'm selling).

lol, is 'z" in the place of 's' going to boost sales? :P You live in Illinois? Live near a Nuclear Power plant?

Slim Xenn and I all live in illinois. No thanks to buying your garbage though. I'm sure the other 2 feel the same way.

I have swords, games, and books.

No where near a nuclear power plant, by the way.

I have swordz, gamez, and bookz. No where near a nuclear power plant, by the way.

Fixed it for you .

i would like to buy some of your

Open ended sentence.

Sell some of your furry suits to jessifer.

for a sup mod ur such an asshole
thats why I love this place