Pokemon, also known as "151 of the gayest creatures (actully i belive the count is like 565543 last time i looked)"
Here we see ACTUAL pokemon with there trainer "ash" having a "Friendly" pillow fight.
Pokemon, in my opinon are evil.. There are many many reasons why but the main reason is the fact that they are evil. In fact, if you play Pokemon episodes backwards you get prayars directly out of the book of satan!
Being Brainwashed after downloading and watching allllll of the pokemon episodes on Kazza
They are doing this to build a huge satanic army to take over the world in which they plan to elimanate one of every animal to show they mean trouble! All of the animals will be put on an arc and sunk in the oceans, and for those animals who can fly and swim, they will be tied up in huge fish nets.
Now there are some things you can do to protect yourself. First avoid people like him
. He will try to brainwash you and possibly put you on the poke-arc and sink you.
Another thing.. Which is quite obvious, avoid attending Pokemon Trading Card Game Expos. This is where alot of little satanists get together and trade cards, in fact if you peel away the first layer of the card you will see the message "Monkeys are to be elimated" which shows one of there hatreds... the hate of monkeys.
Now, the fact that pokemon exist.. Yes they do, in fact they own in island off of australia. Its called.... Pokestralia, anyway this is where they breed and mate and write secret books, and perform animal executions.
The mating habits of a pokemon are simple, bang the day away untill the mid of may... In may they tend to write and execute more.
Pokemon also have the power to go into old peoples dreams, pokemon are hormonoly turned on by anyone over the age of 85 and up. In these dreams wierds things happen, making the elder person feeling bad. Forcing them to want to mate with a pokemon, but because they cant find one, they find someone who looks like one.
Also it has come to my attention that liking pokemon increases alcohal and drug use in minors.
.... grr ((caution me not to post more then 1 of these articles a day, my mind tends to lose its focus))
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