Yo Ma Ma!

Think of as many yo mama jokes and put them here.

I'll start

Yo mama is so old she owes Jesus a nickle.
Yo mama is so fat when she fell in love she broke it.
The different between yo mama and a 747 is that not everyone have been on a 747.

It's your turn

Yo momma so fat the back of her neck looks lika a pack of hotdogs.

Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she stood in front of traffic, the cars slowed down.

Yo mama's so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.

Yo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

Yo mama's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.

ROFL Sounds like you just copy and pasted them from somewhere

Damn, I thought the topic was 'Yo Yo Ma' and maybe Robin had taken to the arts.

Yo Mama is so ugly Deckard Cain can't identify her.

Originally posted by Jamesadin Yo Mama is so ugly Deckard Cain can't identify her.

Hey, you evil quote thief#)(%/

rofl YA that's chruser's joke! heh

I know..It makes me laugh though..

yo momma so fat she got hit by a car and said "who through the pebble?"
yo momma so fat she was baptised in seaworld
yo momma so fat she jumped out the window and the house went up
yo momma so fat people jog around her for exersize every day

lol i like the pebble one

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said " STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Yo Momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!!!

Yo momma so fat when God said let there be light he told her to move

ROFL i love that god one

Originally posted by Randuin ROFL i love that god one

its supposed to be "bitch get out of the way" or something but yeah that 1 is the shit lol