Weed free for 6 months

After transforming into a complete, useless, worthless stoner I finally had enough. I've been 100% sober for the past 6 months.

It got so bad you had to quit? Wow. Mind giving me a list of everything you did? Just wondering if you remember it all. I mean, if you remember enough, write a book. Seriously, you can get rich off of making a book from anything, lately.

Anyway, congrats, I guess. Notice that you have alot more money?

The lack of motivation to do anything is the main reason for quitting, aside from other weird mental issues that arose.

Actually I do remember quite a bit of it, but in bits and pieces. The problem was, I spent a lot of time thinking about irrelevant things, more-so than legitimate life issues. I got to a point where I would manifest my thoughts on something so completely stupid that I felt I might be retarded, or maybe autistic or something. But no, I don't plan on writing a book, not atleast until i'm an old man with something worth reading.

I got to a point where I would manifest my thoughts on something so completely stupid that I felt I might be retarded, or maybe autistic or something.

Well shit, I do that, and I've never even tried drugs before.
Did you ever try scenarios? Like, you make us a situation, put people in it, and then (basically) put your brain in auto-pilot and see how it came out? I do it all the time, and it's usually surprisingly right.

yeah, absolutely. I've always done it even as a kid, but I think ganja makes it worse. I'm not sure who else out there may think in this way, but I know I certainly have.

Does weird shit you know would never happen ever happen? Like, another dude kissing you? Just asking.

Pretty funny, I think we quit at exactly the same time!

really? How long did you smoke for?

I don't plan to quit. It helps me with my stomach pains too much to want to quit. I just don't smoke that often to begin with. Then again, I've always known how to control myself.

Stomach pains? Couldn't you just take a tylenol, or something? Or is it that bad? I wonder what causes it...

Imagine a pain that's probably much akin to having your stomach ripped to shreds with dull scalpels.

Have you gotten that checked by a doctor? It's possible you have some kind of parasite.

It's been like this ever since my appendix had ruptured and went septic on me nearly a decade ago.

Pussy.

Pussy.

you are what you eat. Dick.

I'm not a poptart.