My work fucked me.

My work is now changing my shift's schedule to 11am to 7pm.

What kind of a fucking shift is that? It doesn't allow me to do ANYTHING! How the fuck am I even supposed to enroll in school?


Fuck work.

That sucks man. Online classes or (depending on how far campus is from your workplace) 1-2 morning classes. .

Sucks to be you. My only question is, "Was it in the ass?"

Nah dude, I'm actually better at fucking, then getting fucked.... Atleast that's what Tutti said..

At least you can admit you've been fucked before.

Yes, I can honestly say I was raped by a girl before. I was at a party, I was drunk, high, and rolling on ecstasy and I ended up getting fucked by a girl in my friend's bathroom.

(Yes, that means she was on top, without my consultation. Granted, she was pretty hott so I didn't care, but that's more than you'll ever be able to say.)

I once pulled a bugger from my nose.

A bugger eh? Not a booger?

Perhaps it's time to find a new job? Or like WKFF said, take some online courses.

Mid-shift for the loss. I've been there.

Is there no way to change your availability to a time you prefer working?

been there done that. now im getting fucked worse than ever. they give me 2-3 shifts a week instead of everyday. i'd pay someone to set fire to my work right now or atleast shoot my boss.

Hour cut-backs for the loss as well, I see.

I've been there as well, back when I wasn't full time.