We're all going on a Summer holiday...

...well, I am.

Tomorrow, at approximately 1500 hours (BST), I'll be dragged, kicking and screaming, all the way to Manchester airport where, at approximately 1700 hours, I'll be forced to board a plane to Malta.

At approixmately 0100 hours on the morning of Wednesday 23rd, I'll touch down in Manchester and be home.

In all seriousness, though, I'm looking forward to it... well, I'm looking forward to adding one more country to my tally, I'm looking forward to the History, and I'm looking forward to not having to be up at 7am every day for 9 hours of exhausting work. What I'm not looking forward to, however, is the heat. On Friday, the lowest temperature is predicted to be 25C... in the middle of the night. I don't even want to contemplate thinking about how hot it'll be during the day. Oh, and I'm slightly pissed that I'll miss E3!! Powers, I hope that Malta has a lot of intarweb cafes.

Anyway, the brightest ones amongst you will have realised that I'm not going to be here for a week. Just to explain it to the not-so-bright - I'm not going to be here for a week. Play nicely, you hear?

Toodlepip.

Lenny is going to be gone for a week? Zelaron is fucked.

Lenny is going to be gone for a week? Zelaron is fucked.

There goes half our activity.

Damn brits and your "holidays." :P

? I'm not British and I go on vacation to Europe or the Caribbean at least 2 times a year.

Lenny is going to be gone for a week? Zelaron is fucked.

I'm scared. Somebody hold me.




Not you, Mantra.

I'm scared. Somebody hold me. Not you, Mantra.

Haha. KEEP POSTING HERE.

? I'm not British and I go on vacation to Europe or the Caribbean at least 2 times a year.

You rich bastard.

You spoiled rich bastard.

Fixed

? I'm not British and I go on vacation to Europe or the Caribbean at least 2 times a year.

I'd like to purchase some Money Trees please.

I'd like to purchase some Money Trees please.

I'm selling some. Just give me your SS and credit card numbers and I'll get those right out to you.

Mmmmmmm, money trees.

We bumped into a big group of Americans whose cruise liner was docked at Valletta for the day. Well, I say bumped into, I really mean avoided completely as they were the most obnoxious, loud, ignorant, stuck up, rude fuckers I ever have met. We kept on seeing an old couple that day, who tried to pay with everything with a credit card (€1.50... can I put that on my Visa? €0.85... can I put that on my Visa? What do you mean no? Fine, have a bill. Change? What?! It's a €50 bill, surely that will do? Just take the god-damned bill and put it in the machine!! No, the other way. Just do it!!!) and didn't leave any tips in cafes.

Things were saved by a very nice couple from Chicage whom we spent the day with on Saturday around Gozo (the second largest island in the Maltese archipelago).

I'll post pics and whatever else in a thread later on today. Fantastic holiday, it was.

They sound like New Englanders .

They sound like New Englanders .

People from Boston piss me off. Pricks.

Massholes

Did Lenny just say "fuckers" ?

An English term meaning "lovable darlings", I assure you.

Ah, okay just checking.