The New Age God - now down with the kids, G!

1) Would it kill you to use proper grammar and spelling? I mean, Jesus Fucknuts Christ, it's okay to use some abbreviations 'n shit, but it's so goddamn annoying to read your writing the way you go on.

do not use the lords name in vain for goss sakes

It's alright, I don't mind. I tell him he can call me "Lenny" anyway, but he doesn't listen.

EDIT: My bad, I ought to refer him to Desmethones - "Jesus" is his department.

I will use God's name any goddamn way I please.

Seriously, call me "Lenny". I'm trying the informal approach these days. "Our Lord" and "Father" just seem to formal for the 21st Century, and they don't appeal to da kidz. Know what I say, bro? Slip me some skin, G!

Goddammit, Lenny.

Better, better, but you could use a bit of work on it still.

Ooops, and that's time. As your homework for next time, I'd like you to work on incorporating "Lenny" into it more. And I'll see you next week. Adios.

I repeat, goddammit, Lenny.

Slip me some skin, G!

What does this mean?

wtf were i live ive already seen 5 ufos and 4 ufos in one night

Did God fuck an alien and make an extraterrestrial messiah as well?

Yes, yes he did.

Lenny made an extra terristial messiah...Dude....

Wow...

What does this mean?

High-five!