E-Mail my dad sent me

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.











2. All idiots, after reading the first 'truth', will try it.











3. The first truth is a lie.











4. You are smiling now because you're an idiot.











5. You will soon forward this to another idiot.











6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.








I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus,


or occasionally pee on yourself...


You hang in there sunshine,


you're freakin' special.



---- I, am so confused.

Anyway, I licked my teeth but didn't smile.

/discuss

I licked 3 of my teeth and said fuck it and read on.

Is it because........................................... ................... You only have 3 teeth to lick?!

I touched one molar with the tip of my tongue. Then I got bored and forgot what I was doing.


Where am I?

lol my friend erika licks windows. car windows. and the rest of the car too

I bet she sucks a mean dick.

Pretty sure you mean she licks a mean pussy.

Am I right, Talented?

nope. wrong. also, i dont think youd want her around your dick. she bits people. everyone. alot. id be scared

So either she really sucks at giving head? or just likes biting people?

idk about the first one but yes. she bits EVERYONE and licks alot of cars

Tourettes?

You should ask her how well she sucks cock.

will do .

LMFAO. Won't let up with the head. I'm just picturing a retarded bitter girl trying to give head.

Haha, the mental image is overwhelming.

she sucks n bites i bet ya, if she bites, then ur entire dick comes off. shes gotta be one mean cock sucking bitch