The Conceptualization Thread

The rule is simple. Post the name of a hypothetical invention (be it product, system or service) that comes to mind.

Defragmentation Grenade

May we also describe what they're useful for, too?

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Laser Canon Printer

In normal times, a simple laser printer, printing off 20 pages a minute in high quality. But when the accountants come to call, flip the switch to stun and show those slimey gits what for as your print off the minutes of the last meeting.

May we also describe what they're useful for, too?

Sure!

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Digital Syringe

A tool used to quickly determine the genetic sequence of an organism by scanning and digitizing the input of genetic code.

Anti-Gravity Book Holder

Always wanted one of these to read with in bed. Books can be heavy!

Wormhole-augmented Stomach

Sign up for a food delivery service, and go on about your day without ever having to eat, while nutrients are automatically transported into your stomach.

This thread should yield some interesting inventions..

I just had a good one too but I forgot.

I'll post it later

Transporter

Takes individual molecules from your body, accelerates them to near light speed, and at the opposite end puts the molecules back together. This way you can be anywhere in the world in a matter of seconds.