I must share

In all honesty, I just farted so loud that I startled myself.

I hate how furniture reverberates farts to all who are sitting on the same piece. Pisses me off.

what i want is a toilet that doesn't amplify and resonate my farts for all to hear when i take a shit

I read something years ago about Japanese public toilets that make funny noises (whistles or something) to cover up potentially embarassing user-produced sounds.

Not sure why having extrordinarily loud bird-calls coming from your stall is less embarrasing than farting.

"Hey, there's a party going on in that stall! Definitely not somebody taking a shit."

I think that toilet invented a few fetishes by itself.

I'd yell at people walking by.

Hah, I know i've seen that somewhere before, it reminds me of those restrooms where they have the picture of people taking pictures and looking on the other side of the 'Jon'..

Haha! Brilliant!

I'd love to have glass windows like that. Or even spectacles with that type of glass for the lense.

hmmm you can masturbate to some hot chick,and she can't seee you....genius pure genius.....

Fuck I hate you.

I believe when that was posted earlier on here, DFD said he would jack off at passers by. I'd love to set one of those up and just have people crowd around/lean on it to make the person using it uncomfortable.

I want a house made of that glass.

I think it would be neat to have a water pipe that had that glass, don't you think, Spector?

That would be pretty badass... I wonder if the resin would change the colour a tint or not

I'm not sure on a bong, if you clean it regularely. I would get a bright neon green bowl for it though.

Fuck I hate you.

hahahahahaha

That just made me lol at work.