Favorite Family Guy scene?

Mine is from the movie:

Some lady is in bed and a stork fly's into the room and the lady is like omg is that a baby?
The stork opens up the bundle and its a red lightbulb, he pops it into the lamp and says in a deep voice: "Baby, were gonna make the baby." and then procedes to put on some porno music on the radio.

That scene had me laughing my ass off.

The random fights.

Those a gimme tho

RUFFY-COLIDA-need i say more. That or when they jump to the pinnochio scene when Gepado(sp) asks if he (pinnochio) lied and bends over. I called JR up crying cause i laughed so hard

OMG yes. The pinochio scene was probably one of the best ever.

I also loved when Lois and Peter were in the car and Lois fell asleep, so Peter swerves the car and bashes her her against the window to wake her up.

Ah, I can't chose one, but one of my favorites is when Lois is doing her martial arts the in the yard. Quagmire see's her and then the window closes on him. He calls 911 and goes "Hello 911? Yea its Quagmire, no it's caught in a window this time." I was on the floor laughing.

Also, when they're talking about the one woman they'd love to sleep with, and Quagmire says Taylor Hanson. And proceeds to freak out when the guys tell him Taylor is male. That and the drinking game they play in that same episode, and Quagmire admits to something involving giving a monkey a reach-around. I couldn't stop laughing.

Brian
"You had sex with two Philipino women,.....and a man" Quagmire "You mean three Philipino women." Brian stares sternly back.
Brian
"Seriously, you could be in magazines. Not just like JUGS,.....or...CREAMSICLE." *she walks away disgusted* "CALL ME!!" To bartender "She won't call"

Or the time when Peter makes Mr. Zuchinni Head. That was so funny.

Or the time when Peter makes Mr. Zuchinni Head. That was so funny.

Haha, Mr. Weed takes it while it's still vibrating into his office and yells back, "No calls!." Haha.

JR is my favorite moment of Family Guy

Yes I was Stewie for Halloween, and yes I was on collegehumor.com

Booyah!

Pretty much anything that involves the old pedophile guy that likes Chris...but the mall scene was fucking great.

The nudist guy walks around and he goes "Holy moley, somebody remembered my birthday!"

Pretty much anything that involves the old pedophile guy that likes Chris...but the mall scene was fucking great.

LOL! "Would you like to come to the basement for some delicious popsicles?"

"Chicken......... Bad..... Coupon......."

A friend of mine quoted that during our religion class XD

"Wow, the doors even open for you when you're beautiful." "No, that's because you walked on the little black squares, but if they weren't there, they'd open for you because you're beautiful."
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"You smell nice." "Oh, no, that must be you." "It can't be. I just farted."

Haha fart ones. Peter is an elevator with one other guy. "It was you!"


"You know you're a redneck when your gunrack has a gunrack" Stewie," YOU SUCK!" *closes closet on the fag*

"The smallest prick will pop this thing"

I think it was when they were all fighting and Lois hit Peter over the head with a painting, and he turned around and his head was through a jackass's ass. Everyone started laughing, then Stewie runs in from the side with a table or chair and smacks someone with it and the fighting resumes.

The funny thing was that he hit Lois with that table or chair.

Ohoh it has to be the epicac one. the last one who hurls gets the pie ( was it?)