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How do you want to die?
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Posted 2005-03-26, 01:19 PM
My way:

Buy a shitload of weed. Maybe a pound or so.

(this will be in my car)

Put a hose in the exaust, at the other end of the hose, put it in my back window, if there is 2 exaust, then do the same thing.

Start toking up. Smoke as much weed as I can.

Fall asleep, and never wake up.

Carbon Monoxide
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Posted 2005-03-26, 01:30 PM in reply to slaynish's post "How do you want to die?"
I almost did that in HI. I bailed though. But ya thats obviously how I would do it too.
I doubt you could smoke the whole lb b4 you died, but just imagine that. Smoking a whole lb in one sitting. Haha.
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Posted 2005-03-26, 01:35 PM in reply to Kaneda's post starting "I almost did that in HI. I bailed..."
Kaneda said:
I almost did that in HI. I bailed though. But ya thats obviously how I would do it too.
I doubt you could smoke the whole lb b4 you died, but just imagine that. Smoking a whole lb in one sitting. Haha.
By sex.
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Posted 2005-03-26, 01:40 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "By sex."
mjordan2nd said:
By sex.

U mean being killed during sex? like xenia onatopp from goldenye?
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Posted 2005-03-26, 01:42 PM in reply to Hades-Knight's post starting "U mean being killed during sex? like..."
Hades-Knight said:
U mean being killed during sex? like xenia onatopp from goldenye?
I'd totally kill that bitch, and then have sex w/ her.
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Posted 2005-03-26, 01:42 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "By sex."
mjordan2nd said:
By sex.

OMFG YOU COPPIED ME!!!

I was gonna say while i'm like 100+ years old while having sex because an orgasm would be too much for my old ass weed filled heart.
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Posted 2005-03-26, 04:45 PM in reply to kaos's post starting "OMFG YOU COPPIED ME!!! I was gonna..."
beheaded by terrorist

note: i have better chance of that happening then anyone else here
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Posted 2005-03-26, 05:33 PM in reply to slaynish's post "How do you want to die?"
I wanna be a vegatable. They should then remove my feeding tube to finish me off.
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Posted 2005-03-26, 05:37 PM in reply to Sum Yung Guy's post starting "beheaded by terrorist note: i have..."
Sum Yung Guy said:
beheaded by terrorist

note: i have better chance of that happening then anyone else here
Bullshit. The walmart here is an Al-Qaeda target, it has reserve stationed there..
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Posted 2005-03-26, 05:49 PM in reply to Sum Yung Guy's post starting "beheaded by terrorist note: i have..."
Maybe w/ a ninja sword that would be cool.
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Posted 2005-03-26, 06:10 PM in reply to Kaneda's post starting "Maybe w/ a ninja sword that would be..."
When i say 1 lb i mean start at like 3 end at 11.

Or maybe brings friends
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Posted 2005-03-26, 11:19 PM in reply to slaynish's post starting "When i say 1 lb i mean start at like 3..."
Alright first I rig an IV constantly pumping ecstacy into my bloodstream.

Second, I go skydiving with a naked 10.

Third, I have sex while skydiving, this is possible so shut the fuck up.

Fourth, ninjas come out of nowehre while I am in the middle of this, and decapitate both of us.

Fifth, I land on a cross on the ground in crucifiable form. And the chick lands on a lever that makes the cross pop upright. My head lands on a button that sets off a huge fireworks show above my head, and her head lands on my cock.

Final step, jaba the hutt comes out of nowhere and freezes everything in carbonate and every day at least 100,000 people worship me.
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Posted 2005-03-27, 12:27 AM in reply to Penny_Bags's post starting "Alright first I rig an IV constantly..."
Lol...you really planned it out havent you..?

You should make a flash.
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Posted 2005-03-27, 12:57 AM in reply to Penny_Bags's post starting "Alright first I rig an IV constantly..."
LMAO


*clap clap clap*
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Posted 2005-03-27, 12:57 AM in reply to kaos's post starting "Lol...you really planned it out havent..."
Don't post it, cuz one day you might shoot up a school and everyone will bring it back to here.














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Posted 2005-03-27, 01:23 AM in reply to D3V's post starting "Don't post it, cuz one day you might..."
I dont want to die, I want to live forever. The only way that I'm going to die is if my planet blows up with me on it...
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Posted 2005-03-27, 09:24 AM in reply to slaynish's post "How do you want to die?"
I would just like to go into a deep sleep next to someone I love and just not wake up. Silently. Happily.
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Posted 2005-03-27, 10:21 AM in reply to Penny_Bags's post starting "Alright first I rig an IV constantly..."
Penny_Bags said:
Alright first I rig an IV constantly pumping ecstacy into my bloodstream.

Second, I go skydiving with a naked 10.

Third, I have sex while skydiving, this is possible so shut the fuck up.

Fourth, ninjas come out of nowehre while I am in the middle of this, and decapitate both of us.

Fifth, I land on a cross on the ground in crucifiable form. And the chick lands on a lever that makes the cross pop upright. My head lands on a button that sets off a huge fireworks show above my head, and her head lands on my cock.

Final step, jaba the hutt comes out of nowhere and freezes everything in carbonate and every day at least 100,000 people worship me.
One problem with that idea, though.

The ninjas wouldn't be able to decapitate you in midair due to air pressure and the attraction of gravity..
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Posted 2005-03-27, 10:29 AM in reply to Grav's post starting "One problem with that idea, though. ..."
GravitonSurge said:
One problem with that idea, though.

The ninjas wouldn't be able to decapitate you in midair due to air pressure and the attraction of gravity..
I've decapitated people in midair before. If I can do it, so can ninjas, or anyone else for that matter. Don't forget, ninjas have Real Ultimate Power.
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Posted 2005-03-27, 10:33 AM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "I've decapitated people in midair..."
In this case, "decaptitated" does not refer to a blowjob, mj.
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