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Posted 2004-08-29, 10:26 AM
From: Tony


Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as PokerNight 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,

A TroubledUser (SEE REPLY BELOW)



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Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem about which men are complaining.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child-Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.

Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstance, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,

Tech Support




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Posted 2004-08-29, 11:07 AM in reply to Ganga's post "Funny Forward Email"
ANd the best part of Wife 1.0 is Sex 2.0!
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Posted 2004-08-29, 11:11 AM in reply to EvilLeprechaun's post starting "ANd the best part of Wife 1.0 is Sex..."
Pretty funny.
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Posted 2004-08-29, 11:33 AM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "Pretty funny."
Lol, funny funny funny.
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Posted 2004-08-29, 12:26 PM in reply to Ganga's post "Funny Forward Email"
i've heard this somewhere before.

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Posted 2004-08-29, 08:27 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "i've heard this somewhere before. ..."
Rofl! thats funny shit, ima send to my uncle and sum friends, i know they'll like it lol.
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