what would you rather be?

vibrator

-vs-

22 inch rims

Vibrator. You exist for shear pleasure in pussy.

Vibrator. You exist for shear pleasure in pussy.

But think about it. Tons and tons of ugly fat chicks own vibrators... odds NOT in your favor.

However... there is no reason at all anyone would want to be 22 inch rims... because that just doesn't make sense. I just picked the first word on consecutive pop up ads.

If i were rims i would be really dizzy all the time and if I were a vibrator I would be stuff inbetween fat girls' legs all the time.... I think i go with the rims.

Fuck.

Now this is certainly a tough question. I could either be a vibrator, where my sole purpose in life would be to give pleasure to a woman, but the odds are I would probably be owned by a repugnant, fat bitch. On the other hand, I could be a 22-inch rim. I have no purpose in life, and I'm dizzy all the time, causing perpetual nausea. Which do I choose?

I think I'll go with the vibrator. My life would have some purpose, at least. Also, there is a slight chance that I might belong to some hot chick. If not, I would only be used so much. I guess I could live with that. Maybe.

Wait. I just had a nasty thought. What if some perverted guy decided to buy you and stick you up his ass. Fuck that. Never mind what I said about going with the vibrator. I'll stick with the rims.

I picked rims, mainly because I have a great chance of being safe from ugly chic. Rather be safe than sorry

Heh, like I care, it's all pink inside.

Hhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahha... That was amazing.

Heh, like I care, it's all pink inside.

What if you're shoved up a guy's ass?

I think you guys are all forgetting something.

A pussy has no face. So, I pick vibrator.

I dont think Titusfied forgot that

Oh but a pussy sure does have a smell

I think I'd rather be rims, I mean...I don't like the idea of being shoved into some large gay mans ass, or some fat cows vagina. Take the ratio of hot:ugly people in this world, and you have a better chance of being stuck with a disgusting thing resembling Dan's "girl"friend, than some model. That and 22" rims just kick ass. I mean, what guy wouldn't want to get the chance to brag about being 22 inches?

Im saying this for Kagom:

" I'm definitly the Vibrator. Hell, Who wouldnt want to be in a guys ass *wink*"

Definately 22" rims, assuming these are the $35,000 gold spinnaz we're talking about. That shit is hot.

Cuz there ain't no fucking 35 grand gold vibrator, thats fo sho.

Once again, pussy has no face. Who cares if the girl is hot.. You're a vibrator, you can't judge people. Niqqa?